If you could punch any celebrity in the throat, who would it be?

[DCEPTCN]

Lately I've really wanted to beat Ashton Kutchers' ass....probabl y not as much as I'd like to batter Dave Navarro, though.

[87natty]

I can't say. There are more not-so-famous jaws I would like to break.

[DCEPTCN]

I can't say. There are more not-so-famous jaws I would like to break.

For a couple of bucks, I'll do it for ya. I'm from NM- I'm out of thier jurisdiction. lol

I'd like to sock Paris Hilton in the nuts.  She really pisses me off.

[Be4u]

B4 I clicked this thread I read the title and thought Ashton Kirtcher. Ashton needs to be strung up by the nuts and attached to an airplane propeller.

Navarro, words cannot describe how I cant stand him.

I wanna fuck Paris...after I put the bag over her head and drink a twelve pack. I would honestly give her a "Dirty Sanchez" and maybe even catch her in the "rusty hook."

[87natty]

How about the chili dog? Or the Cleveland steamer?

[DCEPTCN]

'Rusty hook', 'rusty trumpet'- dammit, somebody needs to tell me what the hell you're talking about.......I should I ask?

[87natty]

I prefer the term "rusty trombone" myself, it gives the impression of a dirtier action.

[Be4u]

If I'm lucky I'll take a pic after I make her do the "angry dragon"

[Be4u]

How about the chili dog? Or the Cleveland steamer?

Cleveland steamer is a little tame. The Belgin(sp?) biscut is a cruder choice.

[Recklessrob]

What about a "Donkey Punche" ! :rofl;

[87natty]

I now someone who I want to punch! Some motherfucker shot my friend Friday night. He's OK, he had a bullet go through the meat on his leg and another is stuck between his neck and shoulder. My friend is lucky the motherfucker was a bad shot, he almost nailed his a-orta (sp?). When he gets caught I know some guys inside that will leave him within a sliver of his own demise.

I've been harboring this for a couple days, but it feels good to vent.

[Recklessrob]

I now someone who I want to punch! Some motherfucker shot my friend Friday night. He's OK, he had a bullet go through the meat on his leg and another is stuck between his neck and shoulder. My friend is lucky the motherfucker was a bad shot, he almost nailed his a-orta (sp?). When he gets caught I know some guys inside that will leave him within a sliver of his own demise.

I've been harboring this for a couple days, but it feels good to vent.

I hope your friend recovers quickly. :prayer:

[DCEPTCN]

Jesus Brian. Get the fuck out of Cali already. Good lord. Best wishes for your friend.

[87natty]

Life is good now, I'm over all emotions except anger. Retribution wil be in the form of a jailhouse thrashing. Or if we get him before the cops do, Lord have mercy on his soul.