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Confuscious says....
« on: January 16 2007, 10:03:24 PM »
My spelling of the name is probably wrong, but who has some witty Confuscious sayings...like this one

Confuscious say Man who masturbate over cash register will cum into money.  Well I thought it was pretty good :rofl;  :spooge;
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Re: Confuscious says....
« Reply #1 on: January 17 2007, 12:45:45 AM »
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Confuscious say Man who masturbate over cash register will cum into money.  Well I thought it was pretty good    
 

...and so did everyone else in Mrs. Davis's 3rd grade class. Keep tryin'  :rofl;
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Re: Confuscious says....
« Reply #2 on: January 17 2007, 09:48:54 PM »
He who stands on toilet is high on pot!
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Re: Confuscious says....
« Reply #3 on: January 18 2007, 07:43:46 AM »
Man who go to bed with itchy ass will wake up with a stinky finger!

(Or woman, right Donna?)
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Re: Confuscious says....
« Reply #4 on: January 18 2007, 11:21:17 AM »
Quote from: "SuperSix @ Thu Jan 18, 2007 6:43 am"
Man who go to bed with itchy ass will wake up with a stinky finger!

(Or woman, right Donna?)



ROTFLMFAO!  Whatever Mark.......lol .......... :rofl;
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Confuscious says....
« Reply #5 on: January 18 2007, 12:24:50 PM »
These are great! Keep 'em commin' please!
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Re: Confuscious says....
« Reply #6 on: January 18 2007, 01:17:33 PM »
Man who play golf in rain, often gets his balls wet.
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Confuscious says....
« Reply #7 on: January 18 2007, 04:14:30 PM »
RR, you can do better than that, c'mon! lol
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Re: Confuscious says....
« Reply #8 on: January 18 2007, 10:00:22 PM »
Man who walks with finger in nose be snotty all day.
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« Reply #9 on: January 18 2007, 10:06:44 PM »
Man who dreams of Peanut Butter wakes spoon in butt.
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« Reply #10 on: January 18 2007, 10:08:57 PM »
Man who walks with hand in pocket is cocky all day.           :rofl;  :rofl;
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« Reply #11 on: January 18 2007, 10:36:51 PM »
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:08 pm"
Man who walks with hand in pocket is cocky all day.
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« Reply #12 on: January 18 2007, 11:35:01 PM »
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:08 pm"
Man who walks with hand in pocket is cocky all day.
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Confuscious says....
« Reply #13 on: January 19 2007, 05:41:15 AM »
Thanks for fixing that RR! Now it's funny!
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Re: Confuscious says....
« Reply #14 on: January 19 2007, 07:17:05 AM »
You know what, I still thought it was funny.  You guys knew what I meant.   :rolleyes;
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