Zap *STILL* wears Depends
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Dear Santa
Dear Santa, Where's that damn French girl I've been asking for? I've been blueballin' Christmas for 3 on forever years! Next year, I'm stabbing whatever ass comes my way, yours or not. - 87natty
Dear Brian, for your information, there are no French girls at the north pole. If there were, I'd have them dancing on it. Instead, I'm sending you a native Eskimo woman that will teach you how to ice fish and care for sled dogs. (A piece of advice: Don't try stabbing her, 'cause she'll whoop your little ass.) Also, Stop calling yourself 87natty, your name is Brian. No wonder why Robert keeps making fun of you...Santa
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:19 pm"Ok, I will start.....Dear Santa, I would like to make a request, since I drive my husband insane when it comes to cars,
Ok, I will start.....Dear Santa, I would like to make a request, since I drive my husband insane when it comes to cars,
Quote from: "Zap @ Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:47 am"Dear Santa
Dear Santa, can you eradicate all the rednecks from our board?
Dear Sylvan, If I were to do that, this board would be empty !If you have to drive around to find the internet, you might be a redneck.If your home is mobile and has more than four tires, you might be a redneck.
