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Re: He's GAY.
« Reply #30 on: December 20 2006, 08:20:52 PM »
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:39 pm"
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:26 pm"

Santa,

Steve Perry did do a song called "Donna" on his 1995 album.
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« Reply #31 on: December 21 2006, 06:53:01 AM »
Quote from: "87natty @ Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:13 pm"
Dear Santa,

Which do you prefer? A REALLY good lie about how good I've been. Or a straight up letter of all the shit I got away with this year?

Pleading the Fifth,
El Lyncho


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Dear Lyncho,
First off, lying to me is a waste of my time. As I told Harry earlier, we've
made a number of high tech upgrades. Add satalite and electronic surveilance
to that list. Santa knows whats going down. In fact, I have enough dirt on you
to put your ass away for years. I suggest that you leave a plate of homemade
beef tacos, a bottle of Jager, and keep your letters interesting.

Drinking the Fifth,
                          Santa.
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Re: Ask Santa ?
« Reply #32 on: December 22 2006, 07:49:49 PM »
Dear Santa, I know that the good name of DragonationaI was desrespected but he had it coming.  And if you remember i did call out Jay once or twice so i think that is at least good for some chrome.  As far as the deer go i never said I would shot them personnaly you did remember that i am in the Air Force and i have access to the MOAB.  Here is waiting on your letter and if its Jeager that you want i will put it next to the Hooker i got you for Christmas.  Tell the miss's shes your new maid when you get back to the Pole.  Thanks Harry :rock:
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Re: Ask Santa ?
« Reply #33 on: December 25 2006, 10:00:25 AM »
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Dear Santa, I know that the good name of DragonationaI was desrespected but he had it coming.
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« Reply #34 on: December 25 2006, 02:10:45 PM »
lol
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Re: Ask Santa ?
« Reply #35 on: December 27 2006, 11:08:38 AM »
Thanks Santa!
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Re: Ask Santa ?
« Reply #36 on: December 27 2006, 12:41:00 PM »
Quote from: "Dragonational @ Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:08 am"
Thanks Santa!


Quote from: "Santa"
You're welcome Harry. See ya next year.
I'm off to Aruba for now....
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« Reply #37 on: December 27 2006, 02:24:06 PM »
Fuck you Santa! You never stopped at my house! Now your off to Aruba!?!??!?!? Eat shit and die!
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OMG, You pissed off Santa Claus !
« Reply #38 on: December 27 2006, 10:03:23 PM »
Quote from: "Be4u @ Wed Dec 27, 2006 2:24 pm"
Fuck you Santa! You never stopped at my house! Now your off to Aruba!?!??!?!? Eat shit and die!


Quote from: "Santa"
Listen here Homeslice, If ya didn't keep stealin' my Ho's (BTW, only Santa can get away with saying that in public...), I wouldn't be goin' all the way to Aruba fo bitchez. You best stop yo low down ho stealin' ways, or your gettin' a
chastity belt next year. Consider yo'self lucky I didn't drop in to yo' crib and pimp
slap yo' bitch stealin' ass !

Santa G has spoken.
 :smt071
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« Reply #39 on: December 27 2006, 10:12:08 PM »
Fuck'n A, ok man, sorry!
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Re: Ask Santa ?
« Reply #40 on: December 25 2008, 10:10:38 PM »
Here it is ! Post up Bitchez ! :rofl;
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Re: Ask Santa ?
« Reply #41 on: December 25 2008, 11:19:16 PM »
Ok, I will start.....

Dear Santa,
I would like to make a request, since I drive my husband insane when it comes to cars,  I would like for one thing for you to bring me. I would like a Ford "Excursion" again. I really miss my old one. I am sorry that I have traded it into the Ford dealership 2 years ago. I knew it was a mistake, I would really like another one. Please help me Santa. By the way, I will leave the Christmas "Slushies" for you and the boys on the fireplace ready to go, and when you come down the fireplace and my Great Dane and Bassett greet you, just hand them a beer and they will leave you alone. Thank you Santa..

Donna   :D
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Re: Ask Santa ?
« Reply #42 on: December 26 2008, 10:47:40 AM »
Dear Santa

 
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« Reply #43 on: December 26 2008, 03:53:58 PM »
Dear Santa,

Where's that damn French girl I've been asking for? I've been blueballin' Christmas for 3 on forever years! Next year, I'm stabbing whatever ass comes my way, yours or not.

- 87natty
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Re: Ask Santa ?
« Reply #44 on: December 26 2008, 08:43:45 PM »
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:19 pm"
Ok, I will start.....

Dear Santa,
I would like to make a request, since I drive my husband insane when it comes to cars,
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