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« Reply #15 on: December 19 2006, 12:48:48 PM »
Quote from: "87natty @ Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:06 am"
Dear Santa,

Morgane Dubled's supple ass and breasts may be injured if you try to stick her in my chimney. So instead, please leave her on the porch in a basket full of cigarettes and ring the doorbell.

Thanks for the mammories,

Brian


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Dear Brian, I've been trying to stick Morgane for years, but she
doesn't respond to Ruphenol and I haven't devised a way to get her into my sleigh.
Maybe you know some of her interests so we can bait a trap ? So until that can be
rectified, you'll have to settle for a Kuba Kuba, and this chick I found wandering
around in Biloxi Mississippi that answers to the name "Bloody Mary".

                  Sincerely the Coolest dude in North America,
                                                                                   Santa
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« Reply #16 on: December 19 2006, 01:09:13 PM »
LMAO......that s funny....keep em coming...I need humor in my life this week..
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« Reply #17 on: December 19 2006, 01:35:09 PM »
RR is a good at playing Santa!!  lol
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« Reply #18 on: December 19 2006, 06:09:58 PM »
OK, we need some more. Post up bitchez ! I'll be checking back here later.
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« Reply #19 on: December 19 2006, 06:28:13 PM »
Dear Santa,

I want an autograph picture of Paul Stanley, or if you can deliver Paul Stanley in person that is fine with me....or I will even take  Steve Perry from Journey (another hottie, a hottie in my book since I was a kid).  

Ps. Please help me in proving to my Husband and Friends that he is NOT gay.  (Pauly)

Thank you

Donna


(be nice RR, I am very Bitchy today.)  :evil;                        (LOL)
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« Reply #20 on: December 19 2006, 06:35:19 PM »
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:28 pm"



(be nice RR, I am very Bitchy today.)
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He's GAY.
« Reply #21 on: December 19 2006, 08:44:27 PM »
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:28 pm"
Dear Santa,

I want an autograph picture of Paul Stanley, or if you can deliver Paul Stanley in person that is fine with me....or I will even take
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« Reply #22 on: December 19 2006, 08:48:52 PM »
ahhhhhh hahahahahahaha hahha!!!!!
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« Reply #23 on: December 19 2006, 08:55:14 PM »
lol!!!!!!!
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« Reply #24 on: December 19 2006, 09:01:40 PM »
Dear Santa (again),

If I was Robert, I would've tagged Bloody Mary. But that's just me, because I'm a sport like that. Thus, when received, can I trade her in the day after Christmas for a another model? Or at least cash value? That said, can I get Morgane's cash value? BTW, I loving the Kuba Kuba's, can you pour me out a shot from your flask on the Eve to go with the stogies?

Have a Lush X-Mas,
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« Reply #25 on: December 19 2006, 09:26:35 PM »
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:44 pm"
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:28 pm"
Dear Santa,

I want an autograph picture of Paul Stanley, or if you can deliver Paul Stanley in person that is fine with me....or I will even take
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« Reply #26 on: December 19 2006, 11:39:51 PM »
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:26 pm"

Santa,

Steve Perry did do a song called "Donna" on his 1995 album.
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« Reply #27 on: December 19 2006, 11:52:36 PM »
Quote from: "87natty @ Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:01 pm"
Dear Santa (again),

If I was Robert, I would've tagged Bloody Mary. But that's just me, because I'm a sport like that. Thus, when received, can I trade her in the day after Christmas for a another model? Or at least cash value? That said, can I get Morgane's cash value? BTW, I loving the Kuba Kuba's, can you pour me out a shot from your flask on the Eve to go with the stogies?

Have a Lush X-Mas,
Lynch


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Dear Brian,
Have you come up with any ideas for a Morgane trap yet ?  :tonqe: You may
trade "Bloody Mary" with anyone you wish, if you can find someone interested in her.
I don't know if she has any actual cash value ? As for Morgane's cash value: I
couldn't buy her, therefore she's priceless. After installing a kegerator in the sleigh,
I'll probably leave the flask home. Besides I usually end up losing it by the end of the night anyways. Maybe I'll drag your drunk ass outta bed and we'll tip a bottle of Jager this year.
                       Cheers,
                                  Santa
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« Reply #28 on: December 20 2006, 07:00:23 PM »
Anyone else ?
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« Reply #29 on: December 20 2006, 07:13:20 PM »
Dear Santa,

Which do you prefer? A REALLY good lie about how good I've been. Or a straight up letter of all the shit I got away with this year?

Pleading the Fifth,
El Lyncho
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