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« on: November 12 2006, 02:05:28 PM »
robert: At age 55 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)


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« Reply #1 on: November 12 2006, 03:35:00 PM »
Donna Campbell: At age 81 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.



I think I will be bringing one of my Guns to that fight!    LOL :rofl;
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« Reply #2 on: November 12 2006, 04:09:02 PM »
Lynch: At age 75 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

Great, I'll probably die taking a shit too.
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« Reply #3 on: November 12 2006, 04:22:32 PM »
Jeremy Easterling: At age 53 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.
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« Reply #4 on: November 12 2006, 07:02:08 PM »
Wow, even being a heavy smoker/alcoholic I can still outlive two of you.
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« Reply #5 on: November 12 2006, 07:45:06 PM »
It's that fresh socal air!
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« Reply #6 on: November 12 2006, 08:01:24 PM »
Chris: At age 69 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.
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« Reply #7 on: November 12 2006, 08:09:53 PM »
those predictions are awsome... one of them said i was gonna spontaniously combust while eating dinner.... lol
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« Reply #8 on: November 12 2006, 08:16:37 PM »
64-eating to many cheese stuffed items it will lead to a dietary condition that will kill you!!!   Cool I still got 26 yrs to go :rofl;
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« Reply #9 on: November 12 2006, 08:18:05 PM »
Speaking of which, I'm craving a pizza...
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« Reply #10 on: November 12 2006, 09:02:03 PM »
I am outliving everyone.
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« Reply #11 on: November 13 2006, 06:34:55 AM »
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Robert Beaulieu: At age 61 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.
The scary part, is that I have a mobile with a bunch of ham radio antennas.
I'll have to make sure and keep my DVD player and computer up and running to
cheat death on the third requirement. :rofl;
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« Reply #12 on: November 14 2006, 11:14:21 AM »
Jehremy: At age 68 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.
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« Reply #13 on: November 14 2006, 01:53:17 PM »
^ Ooh, I think that guy hooked up with the hottie in the movie.
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« Reply #14 on: November 15 2006, 10:26:02 PM »
Mark: At age 51 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.


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