I'm trying to SELL my house..
One of the hottest neighborhoods in North Tampa. As soon as I put my house up (FOr sale by owner), 4 other asshats listed theirs..
My wife (Soon to beex) hired an incompetant 2% realtor, and the showings have been slim. I'm about to kick his ass to the curb and list it here:
http://www.homediscovere.com - 2%, web site, virtual tour, home warranty, all included.
The good news is that I bought this house 6 years ago for 130k, and now it's the lowest price house for sale in the subdivision - it's listed @ $289,000!! :bigeyes;
We owe 113k on the 1st and 2nd mortgage, and I have to split it 50/50 with the "wife"..
I'll still clear some cash.
I told 'em to make a fist and fuck it.
Now that's fuckin hilarious!