Earlier (like 11am earlier) I found out that it was the hot ex-hippie girl's birthday today in class. So I took her out to the beach for a few (5) pints of various hooch. Well, 5 for me, 2 for her.
The lineup:
2 Stone Pale Ales (from the makers of Arrogant Bastard Ale)
1 Coors Light
1 Heineken with a lime in it
1 Blue Moon with an orange
The payoff? A phone number.