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Offline Recklessrob

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Re: Quotes that should be added to the "random quote" box.
« Reply #45 on: November 15 2006, 11:09:31 PM »
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:32 pm"
"...Sex Panther. Sixty percent of the time it works every time."
I remember seeing some chick that had that on her myspace.
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« Reply #46 on: November 20 2006, 10:11:03 PM »
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:09 pm"
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:32 pm"
"...Sex Panther. Sixty percent of the time it works every time."
I remember seeing some chick that had that on her myspace.



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« Reply #47 on: November 20 2006, 10:31:51 PM »
Wow, gone for a week and he don't miss a beat! Excellent work, shithead.
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« Reply #48 on: November 20 2006, 10:38:10 PM »
Quote from: "87natty @ Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:31 pm"
Wow, gone for a week and he don't miss a beat! Excellent work, shithead.
Yeah, I'm rad like that.



"Ah, but a piece of shit has a THOUSAND eyes."
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« Reply #49 on: November 20 2006, 10:39:07 PM »
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:38 pm"
Quote from: "87natty @ Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:31 pm"
Wow, gone for a week and he don't miss a beat! Excellent work, shithead.
Yeah, I'm rad like that.



"Ah, but a piece of shit has a THOUSAND eyes."




LMAO! sorry, that is a good one!  LMAO
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« Reply #50 on: November 20 2006, 11:44:36 PM »
Around here, we affectionately refer to him as Mr. Hanky !
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« Reply #51 on: November 20 2006, 11:52:30 PM »
Here's another quote for this thread:

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George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart: "Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O. J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the ONE woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and they haul her fanny off to jail."
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« Reply #52 on: November 21 2006, 08:23:51 AM »
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:44 pm"
Around here, we affectionately refer to him as Mr. Hanky !



As they say......"hidey how"......
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« Reply #53 on: November 21 2006, 09:08:16 AM »
Correction!  That's "Hidey Ho!"
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« Reply #54 on: November 21 2006, 09:21:51 AM »
Quote from: "Top Speed @ Tue Nov 21, 2006 8:08 am"
Correction!
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« Reply #55 on: November 21 2006, 01:43:29 PM »
Chris, a SP fan? lol, kewl!!!
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« Reply #56 on: November 23 2006, 02:12:18 AM »
South Park kicks ass !  :supz:
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« Reply #57 on: December 12 2006, 01:52:02 AM »
Here are some more:
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An Old Farmer's Advice:
* Keep your fences horse-high, pig-tight & bull-strong.
* Keep skunks & bankers & lawyers at a distance.
* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...no t yelled.
* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.
* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
* Don't corner something that would normally run from you.
* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
*You cannot unsay a cruel word.
* Every path has a few puddles.
* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
* The best sermons are lived, not preached.
* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.
* Don't judge folks by their relatives.
* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older & think back,
  you'll enjoy it a second time.
* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.
* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
* Sometimes you get, & sometimes you get got.
*The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches
 you from the mirror every mornin'.
* Don't fix it if it ain't broke.
* Always drink upstream from the herd.
* Good judgment comes from experience, & a lotta that comes from bad
 judgment.
* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it
back in.
* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin'
 somebody else's dog around.
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« Reply #58 on: January 13 2007, 02:46:20 PM »
"Hey honey, we need a new plunger, since you wore the other one out".


Quoted today from Mr. Campbell, at the local Super Wal-Mart while it was very crowded.
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« Reply #59 on: January 13 2007, 04:24:01 PM »
lol, thats funny. I bet Rectum would be fun to hang out with.
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