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Offline earlbrown

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Re: Not really sure how it happened
« Reply #60 on: March 23 2015, 12:19:57 PM »
For Earl :rofl:

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me......It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister! Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lord... and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

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Re: Not really sure how it happened
« Reply #61 on: March 23 2015, 10:04:04 PM »
It isn't yours any more. You've moved on. I know it is hard to see the hard work seem wasted but you traded it for hard spendable cash. And you were able to move to a new project. If you lost money you didn't ask enough and hold out for it.

Sorry it turned out like that. Upside, you are rolling a Limited now and have the knowledge learned from the last one. if you think it is bad now, just wait til he want to bring ot over and you install a new head gasket.

Keep moving forward.

I think you did well.


Don't get me wrong, I'm glad I have the ghost now. I just hated to see the white T like that.  And if I am asked to change head gasket on it, I will politely decline
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Re: Not really sure how it happened
« Reply #62 on: March 24 2015, 03:40:22 PM »
It isn't yours any more. You've moved on. I know it is hard to see the hard work seem wasted but you traded it for hard spendable cash. And you were able to move to a new project. If you lost money you didn't ask enough and hold out for it.

Sorry it turned out like that. Upside, you are rolling a Limited now and have the knowledge learned from the last one. if you think it is bad now, just wait til he want to bring ot over and you install a new head gasket.

Keep moving forward.

I think you did well.


Don't get me wrong, I'm glad I have the ghost now. I just hated to see the white T like that.  And if I am asked to change head gasket on it, I will politely decline

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Re: Not really sure how it happened
« Reply #63 on: March 24 2015, 06:14:54 PM »
I don't think I have too many cars, just not enough garages. Than I don't have to go through what you're going through.
Seriously, you made a decision and I think it was a good one. Bottom line, it's only a car.

 

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