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70-year-old identical twin sister prostitutes have decided to retire after working 50 years in the Amsterdam industry.
Louise and Martine Fokkens are both 70, and claim to have slept with 355,000 men between the two of them. Louise retired two years ago because her arthritis made the job “too painful,” and her sister has recently decided to follow in her footsteps, Metro News reported.
They are familiar faces in the “red light district” of Amsterdam and claim to be the oldest prostitutes in the Dutch city.