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The Chuck Norris worthiness test
« on: January 27 2006, 02:42:38 PM »
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Re: The Chuck Norris worthiness test
« Reply #1 on: January 27 2006, 03:03:54 PM »
OMFG, that's funny! I picked what made me laugh the hardest, but did not fare too well....


"You are in the 2nd lowest of four categories. So you aren
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« Reply #2 on: January 27 2006, 03:19:03 PM »
Chuck Norris takes a baseball bat into the can with him in case he craps out a wildcat and has to beat it to death.
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« Reply #3 on: January 27 2006, 03:19:56 PM »
Quote from: "Top Speed @ Fri Jan 27, 2006 1:19 pm"
Chuck Norris takes a baseball bat into the can with him in case he craps out a wildcat and has to beat it to death.
That and the 72 oz. steaks thing were the best.
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Re: The Chuck Norris worthiness test
« Reply #4 on: January 27 2006, 03:58:59 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBSpNPzVsMM

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You scored 90 Worthiness!  
You are in the 2nd highest of four worthiness categories. Congratulation s. You got yourself a Chuck Norris Delta Force Worthiness badge. Though you are not the most worthy, this is a high honor. I mean come on. You
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« Reply #5 on: January 27 2006, 04:12:29 PM »
I didn't know he was responsible for the 72 Dolphins.
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« Reply #6 on: January 27 2006, 04:23:45 PM »
Hey, I like this youtube.com  I typed in "Adriana Lima" and I was only clicks away from jiggly, Brazilian goodness.
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Re: The Chuck Norris worthiness test
« Reply #7 on: January 28 2006, 12:46:53 AM »
I'm not worthy--2nd lowest.  I guess its back to MacGyver.
 
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
 
I met Mr. Norris in NYC once, didn't know what to say but I made no sudden movements.
 
 
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« Reply #8 on: January 28 2006, 03:29:36 AM »
Lately a local radio station's morning show has been doing
a bunch of Chuck Norris one liners. Some of them were from that test.
I didn't realize it dtarted from SNL.
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Re: The Chuck Norris worthiness test
« Reply #9 on: January 30 2006, 02:39:09 PM »
Shhh, Rob. Chill with the frivolous tone....(whisper) he's probably watching us right now.
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« Reply #10 on: January 31 2006, 01:40:39 AM »
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Mon Jan 30, 2006 2:39 pm"
Shhh, Rob. Chill with the frivolous tone....(whisper) he's probably watching us right now.

"I'm not scared !" *whispering*-at least not yet.  :rofl;
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Re: The Chuck Norris worthiness test
« Reply #11 on: November 28 2006, 02:10:57 AM »
Just found this on myspace:
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When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
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« Reply #12 on: November 28 2006, 02:23:13 PM »
old ass thread lol
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« Reply #13 on: November 28 2006, 06:03:21 PM »
Quote from: "Be4u @ Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:23 pm"
old ass thread lol


Chuck called  me and said that was not funny. :bigeyes;
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« Reply #14 on: November 28 2006, 09:03:49 PM »
hey now, I didnt say Chuck was old. This thread is.
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