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I've written a book
« on: January 25 2012, 10:52:58 PM »
Details can be found here. 


https://www.facebook.com/pages/Witchkillers-Book/173469352671553



It should be available on Amazon Kindle shortly, but the first 12 Chapters are available for free. The book would garner a very very hard "R" rating if it were a movie, so be aware of this.




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Re: I've written a book
« Reply #1 on: January 26 2012, 08:32:19 AM »
I'm not much for reading novels - but I think I will enjoy this one.

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Re: I've written a book
« Reply #2 on: January 26 2012, 12:48:30 PM »
It's now up on Amazon


http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0071R3JWQ




I suggest downloading a sample from Amazon, or the 12 chapters that I posted a link to first. If you like the first 12, you're gonna like the rest, if not, you won't.
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Re: I've written a book
« Reply #3 on: January 26 2012, 03:45:22 PM »
Cool Tim.
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Re: I've written a book
« Reply #4 on: January 26 2012, 06:39:27 PM »
Ok...bit more than half way thru...I believe a sequel will be in order!

Just don't be like effing George RRRRR Martin and take six years to get it out.  My mortality is hanging like a flying ebb about my neck.
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Re: I've written a book
« Reply #5 on: January 26 2012, 07:09:51 PM »
The first person to mention a sequel shall be skinned alive, then fed to Dawgstin.  :013:
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Re: I've written a book
« Reply #6 on: January 26 2012, 07:10:59 PM »
Damn, you read fast.
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Re: I've written a book
« Reply #7 on: January 26 2012, 07:37:40 PM »
yep, it has been one of my curses.....
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Re: I've written a book
« Reply #8 on: January 26 2012, 08:19:45 PM »
I would reply, but you'll have probably read my reply before I type it, so what's the use?
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Re: I've written a book
« Reply #9 on: January 26 2012, 08:36:28 PM »
thanks tim I got the download.....n ow if I only knew how to read American  :add_wegbrech:

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Re: I've written a book
« Reply #10 on: January 26 2012, 08:47:36 PM »
Just be thankful that I didn't write it in West Virginian and start talking about flat "tars" while crossing the "crick"
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Re: I've written a book
« Reply #11 on: January 26 2012, 09:32:33 PM »
the Nuge is a witchkiller!
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Re: I've written a book
« Reply #12 on: January 26 2012, 11:03:46 PM »
Holy cow!  :O


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Re: I've written a book
« Reply #13 on: January 27 2012, 07:55:45 PM »
I hope you are working on the sequel!  I hate waiting and I want to know if Bob Bob ever makes it with M!
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Re: I've written a book
« Reply #14 on: January 27 2012, 08:19:52 PM »
I can just imagine you drawing two ivory-handled kindles out of a twin cross-draw holster, reading "War and Peace" in one hand while "Atlas Shrugged" occupies the other.


If I sell a million copies, a sequel is assured (999,997 to go).   :cool;


Thanks for the review, by the way  :icon_super:



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