I just saw...

[Dragonational]

How in the hell do you not kill yourself with a head shot.  Thats just bad luck i guess.

[Racer X]

Probably because he could not line the sights up properly.

[Be4u]

Kirt Cobain was concidered a guitar player!?!?!? Never knew.

Green Day brags about selling millions of records while only playing three chords....what ever that means.

I know a guy that missed while commiting suicide. The blast blew the side of his face off. It looks like someone threw a softball so hard it crushed in his ear and half his jaw area. Kinda mangled looking. He's fine as far as I know. He tells people he had cancer from chewing tobacco.

[Recklessrob]

I know a guy that missed while commiting suicide. The blast blew the side of his face off. It looks like someone threw a softball so hard it crushed in his ear and half his jaw area. Kinda mangled looking. He's fine as far as I know. He tells people he had cancer from chewing tobacco.

I know a guy who had cancer like that. The best way I can describe his appearance
is if Popeye lit a stick of dynamite in his mouth instead of his pipe. It hinders his
speech too. Its hard talking to him, not because of the speech impediment, but
more from the fear of embarassment that he'll be offended if you look at him funny.

[Be4u]

Its hard talking to him, not because of the speech impediment

You know who I find it hard to talk to? People with lazy eyes. For some reason I always look at the eye that not looking at me. Not on porpose. I even make myself look at the good eye but I still look at the bad eye. I'm not trying to be funny...I cant help it. I always wonder if they notice that when I look at the bad eye I switch to the good. I feel like an ass. Hate it!

Hey Sylvan, when I look at your bad eye do you think I'm doing it on purpose? :rofl;

[gordyzx9r]

I can' t see Friedman making this list either...have to disagree with you on that one Brian.

[DCEPTCN]

Hey Sylvan, when I look at your bad eye do you think I'm doing it on purpose? :rofl;

I'd love to have a lazy eye....I could pay attention when you were talking to me AND check out some jugs on the other end of the bar at the same time. I don't have a lazy eye- but I suffer from a limp dick, I guess.

[Dragonational]

Its hard talking to him, not because of the speech impediment

You know who I find it hard to talk to? People with lazy eyes. For some reason I always look at the eye that not looking at me. Not on porpose. I even make myself look at the good eye but I still look at the bad eye. I'm not trying to be funny...I cant help it. I always wonder if they notice that when I look at the bad eye I switch to the good. I feel like an ass. Hate it!

Hey Sylvan, when I look at your bad eye do you think I'm doing it on purpose? :rofl;

I agree i cant talk to people with lazy eyes either.  I want to talk to the bad eye and people get mad.  so i just tell them hey if your going to look at me and it looks like you are looking somewhere else then look somewhere else and look at me.

[87natty]

That's called Kansas City Eye. One eye is looking at you, the other is looking at Kansas City.

[Be4u]

Whats there to look at in KC?

[Racer X]

Barbeque! Lots and lots of BARBE-FRICKEN-QUE!

Barbeque is actually a food group in my house.

[Be4u]

I thought you lived in LA or something? West Coaster.

[Racer X]

I do live in LA, but has that got to do with Barbeque?

[DCEPTCN]

Lazy eyes, BBQ, LA.....I'm going crosseyed from all the horseshit around here.

[Dragonational]

just wear boots and run fast it will be over in a minute.