Can anybody here crap a perfect cylinder?

[DCEPTCN]

I'm having trouble doing away with the tapered ends....I think my ass is afraid to slam shut.

[Be4u]

Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? Can we say fuck?

I dont know much about cars or cylinders, but do you mean pistons?

[AtomicBread]

Is this poo talk?
Just pinch them off quick...That'll fix the tapered end problems.

[DCEPTCN]

Is this poo talk?
Just pinch them off quick...That'll fix the tapered end problems.

But then you have to cancel all plans due to the fact that you'll be wiping all evening....?

[87natty]

Mine come out like a bunch of grapes. HTH.

[DCEPTCN]

Mine come out like a bunch of grapes. HTH.

So a lot of splashback, then. I hear ya, I hear ya. A perfect sphere then maybe?

[87natty]

I felt like I had a rock up my ass a few minutes ago, glad to see that one go.

[Be4u]

Dude, I figured it out! You need to find a boyfriend. He can use his dick to tamp your crap in just like a musket. If you practice and push hard enough I'm sure you'll be-able to fire that turd out of there with such force you'll have your dream dookie...a perfect cylinder.

[Be4u]

Now, after that said...If I hear anymore turd talk I'll have to start banning you motherfuckers!!! Grow up!!! Your embarrasing SuperSix and his website.

Check your PM boxes.

[Recklessrob]

 'nuf said !

[Be4u]

RecklessRob, do I sound like someone you know? :rofl;

If you want a cylinder......  all I can say is PROTEIN!!  But, be forewarned, you are going to have to squeeze your ass because that thing will want to come out about 12" around and 2" long.... (ouch)  I usually have a nice twin taper one that curles back around causing the curley Q's in the toilet

[Recklessrob]

RecklessRob, do I sound like someone you know? :rofl;

Yup, I noticed the custom title too !  :rofl;

[87natty]

Have you ever crested the water in the toilet?

[SuperSix]

Natty = HAHAHA..


(I laugh as I crak one too many Natty Ices;

 :drinkers: