Neutrios ain't misbehavin'

[daveismissing]

http://www.dvice.com/archives/2011/10/speedy-neutrino.php

[Zap]

That Einstein was a freakin' Einstein, so don't mess with his shit, boys.

[Steve Wood]

even Einstein could not solve the nutria problem

[daveismissing]

even Einstein could not solve the nutria problem

Aw rats!

[Zap]

even Einstein could not solve the nutria problem

Perhaps you've heard of The Philadelphia Experiment? Einstein and a famous doctor (Dr. J.) did indeed solve the nutria problem, but it was all hush-hushed by the government (with the aid and consent of the aliens running area 51). Elvis finally got ahold of the info, and was just about to go public, but then he blew up while trying to go the toidy -- or so "they" say. Coincidence?

[Steve Wood]

While Dr. J was dunk'n donuts and Einstein was beating his wife, the nutria moved off the coast into remote parts of the country like west Texas disguised as beavers with rat tails.  Yes, yes, I know rat tails were in with those that had hair, but, I had to file that trend.   Nutria, being alien to this part of Texas, but then so is half of Mexico, tried to assimilate, and infiltrate, the native population but we killed them off just like we did with anything else that looked edible, along with highway signs, robot deer, mail boxes, etc.  In the end, we applied to fema for refugee money for housing just like we did for gators and anything else that resembled your ordinary coonass.

All things are relative if you can just hang on fill out the paperwork.  If you saw some of Albert's relatives, you would understand why Hitler took up housepainting, and Albert stuck to light, time, nutria, etc.

[Zap]

Now you're just being silly.

[Steve Wood]

inanity, it's what fer lunch now that the nutria have been et up

[KGB]

While Dr. J was dunk'n donuts and Einstein was beating his wife, the nutria moved off the coast into remote parts of the country like west Texas disguised as beavers with rat tails.  Yes, yes, I know rat tails were in with those that had hair, but, I had to file that trend.   Nutria, being alien to this part of Texas, but then so is half of Mexico, tried to assimilate, and infiltrate, the native population but we killed them off just like we did with anything else that looked edible, along with highway signs, robot deer, mail boxes, etc.  In the end, we applied to fema for refugee money for housing just like we did for gators and anything else that resembled your ordinary coonass.

All things are relative if you can just hang on fill out the paperwork.  If you saw some of Albert's relatives, you would understand why Hitler took up housepainting, and Albert stuck to light, time, nutria, etc.

Lemme get this straight: you're suggesting that as a nutria approaches the speed of light, it turns into a Texan?

[Zap]

If it did, it'd really knock the shit outta the sumbitch!

[KGB]

If it did, it'd really knock the shit outta the sumbitch!

 
 
I wonder how many Texans it would take to reach crtical ass...

[Steve Wood]

we are all too tall to bend over to kiss Zap's ass no matter how critical he becomes

[daveismissing]

And here I thought my coonass was extra-ordinary.

[Steve Wood]

Just another tool to use to collect welfare.....