Ed is quite the stud muffin....
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I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so IthoughtI'd get me one of those girlsyou see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. Igrabbed a card on my way in.It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogenique, a lovely girl,bendingover in the photo. She had allthe right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, andlong graceful legs all the way upto her ass. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what thehell, I'll give her a call."Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy."Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my roomandgive me one. No, wait,I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I reallywant is sex. I want it hard, I wantit hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. Youname it, we'll do it. Bring implements,toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot andheavyall night; Tie me up, wear a strap on,cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now,how does that sound?"She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need topress9."