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« Reply #45 on: May 02 2011, 10:57:57 PM »
Highly entertaining, professional, and super-duper cool. Too bad you aren't anybody, 'cause your biography could be a million seller (if you were). Time for you to pen a novel, Mr. A.
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« Reply #46 on: May 02 2011, 11:01:59 PM »
OK, you are somebody -- that was mean and uncalled for.
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« Reply #47 on: May 02 2011, 11:05:59 PM »
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OK, you are somebody -- that was mean and uncalled for.
I've been calling for it all freaking day.

I guess if anybody gives a shit I could just type up some autobiographic al stuff from time to time. Like when that guy lit his head on fire in front of me. Or the time I got run over and dragged beneath a Honda for 20 yards without even a bruise. Or maybe the time when I burned somebody's house down at age 13. Hell, I gots stories...
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« Reply #48 on: May 02 2011, 11:29:09 PM »
Type 'em up, load 'em to Amazon kindle. I'll pay for 'em, and even promise to stop using "'em"
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« Reply #49 on: May 02 2011, 11:35:45 PM »
Nothing ever happens to me, so THE ADVENTURES OF SYLVAN would be a godsend (or a pick-your-idol send) for a gelatinous invertebrate lump like myself.
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« Reply #50 on: May 02 2011, 11:41:25 PM »
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Type 'em up, load 'em to Amazon kindle.
Wow, people can do that? Sheesh...
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« Reply #51 on: May 02 2011, 11:59:10 PM »
People -- I dunno, but you and I can do it. We're badasses. Yeah, anyone can do it, and if it's good, you can make money and stuff. Maybe millions. Maybe billions. Maybe nothing, maybe.
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« Reply #52 on: May 14 2011, 08:26:03 AM »
I agree with Zap. It is publishing quality.
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« Reply #53 on: May 16 2011, 05:39:46 PM »
Conan O'Brien is an Asshole, and Other Adventures from the Road

That's a million seller, right there.
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« Reply #54 on: May 16 2011, 06:11:18 PM »
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Conan O'Brien is an Asshole, and Other Adventures from the Road

That's a million seller, right there.
Turns out The Brothers Karamazov is already taken. Damn.
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« Reply #55 on: May 16 2011, 07:44:35 PM »
OK, after some research, it turns out this tale was really good for a (really good) reason. It was, unfortunately, lifted almost word-for-word from The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman -- even the Conan O'Brien "thing" -- though said "thing" actually involved Frederick Douglas and a cute little abolitionist chihuahua named "dinky."

For shame, Albertus, for shame.
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« Reply #56 on: May 16 2011, 08:58:10 PM »
lol
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« Reply #57 on: May 17 2011, 02:03:49 AM »
Hey Zap, y'know that little packet in beef jerky that says "Do Not Eat"? Eat it.
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« Reply #58 on: May 17 2011, 06:26:25 PM »
I don't eat beef, jerky.
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« Reply #59 on: May 17 2011, 06:43:22 PM »
That partially explains the psychosis.
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