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« Reply #45 on: January 12 2011, 12:26:52 AM »
I can't insult Canada too much, cause I might want to move there some day, and would rather not get beaten to death
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« Reply #46 on: January 12 2011, 09:05:07 AM »
I think that's inevitable.
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« Reply #47 on: January 13 2011, 02:44:05 AM »
Quote from: "Zap @ Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:26 pm"
I can't insult Canada too much, cause I might want to move there some day, and would rather not get beaten to death
Post triple homicide flight? Can't really think of any other reason.
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« Reply #48 on: January 13 2011, 12:36:48 PM »
Hermit = wilderness = Canada = British Columbia

One of the most beautiful places on earth, if going by what I've seen (though NOT in person)
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« Reply #49 on: January 13 2011, 01:07:06 PM »
I agree. I spent a few weeks traveling around Jasper NP, Banff NP and Mt Robson. The area is breathtaking.
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« Reply #50 on: January 13 2011, 01:55:37 PM »
Quote from: "Zap @ Wed Jan 12, 2011 12:25 am"
Thank god I'm from West Virginia, a rather untarnished haven, untouched by insult and innuendo


http://crooksandliars.com/2008/06/03/cheney-insults-west-virginia-with-incest-joke-spokeswoman-apologizes
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« Reply #51 on: January 13 2011, 04:39:49 PM »
I can't say much about Cheney, as the same beaten to death thing would apply
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« Reply #52 on: January 13 2011, 05:42:28 PM »
Quote from: "Zap @ Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:36 pm"
Hermit = wilderness = Canada = British Columbia

One of the most beautiful places on earth, if going by what I've seen (though NOT in person)


May be a good fit for you, Zapper. I'll bet their awesome health care covers mental health too!
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« Reply #53 on: January 13 2011, 06:00:17 PM »
Quote from: "Zap @ Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:25 pm"
Thank god I'm from West Virginia, a rather untarnished haven, untouched by insult and innuendo


Why didn't they have Christmas in West Virginia this year?

-They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin!





What do you call a virgin in WV?

-A 12 y/o girl that can still outrun her older brother!









Of course, I'm from Wisconsin. What do we have to offer the world besides cheese and beer? Liberace, Alan Ludden (who's buried about 30 miles from where I live), Jeffery Dahmer, Ed Guien, and the Packers.

Still beats being from Canada  :D  :D  :D
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« Reply #54 on: January 13 2011, 06:01:29 PM »
Quote from: "Spoolin' @ Thu Jan 13, 2011 6:00 pm"
Quote from: "Zap @ Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:25 pm"
Thank god I'm from West Virginia, a rather untarnished haven, untouched by insult and innuendo


Why didn't they have Christmas in West Virginia this year?
-They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin!

What do you call a virgin in WV?
-A 12 y/o girl that can still outrun her older brother!

Of course, I'm from Wisconsin. What do we have to offer the world besides cheese and beer? Liberace, Alan Ludden (who's buried about 30 miles from where I live), Jeffery Dahmer, Ed Guien, and the Packers.
Still beats being from Canada
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« Reply #55 on: January 13 2011, 07:21:42 PM »
Quote from: "SuperSix @ Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:01 pm"
Quote from: "Spoolin' @ Thu Jan 13, 2011 6:00 pm"
Quote from: "Zap @ Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:25 pm"
Thank god I'm from West Virginia, a rather untarnished haven, untouched by insult and innuendo


Why didn't they have Christmas in West Virginia this year?
-They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin!

What do you call a virgin in WV?
-A 12 y/o girl that can still outrun her older brother!

Of course, I'm from Wisconsin. What do we have to offer the world besides cheese and beer? Liberace, Alan Ludden (who's buried about 30 miles from where I live), Jeffery Dahmer, Ed Guien, and the Packers.
Still beats being from Canada
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« Reply #56 on: January 13 2011, 09:27:27 PM »
They aren't really jokes if they're true.
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« Reply #57 on: January 13 2011, 11:46:22 PM »
You have a point, Zippy.
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« Reply #58 on: January 14 2011, 01:55:18 AM »
Quote from: "Spoolin' @ Thu Jan 13, 2011 4:00 pm"
Of course, I'm from Wisconsin. What do we have to offer the world besides cheese and beer? Liberace, Alan Ludden (who's buried about 30 miles from where I live), Jeffery Dahmer, Ed Guien, and the Packers.

Still beats being from Canada
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« Reply #59 on: January 14 2011, 05:14:02 PM »
Quote from: "Zap @ Thu Jan 13, 2011 8:27 pm"
They aren't really jokes if they're true.


Who said we were joking.....
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