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[$1987 GN$]

What is a Cinco de Mayo party?


AJ___

[Texas Turbo T]

What is a Cinco de Mayo party?
 
 
 AJ___
 

http://www.history.com/topics/cinco-de-mayo

Cinco de Mayo—or the fifth of May—commemorates the Mexican army's 1862 victory over France at the Battle of Puebla during the Franco-Mexican War (1861-1867). A relatively minor holiday in Mexico, in the United States Cinco de Mayo has evolved into a celebration of Mexican culture and heritage, particularly in areas with large Mexican-American populations. Cinco de Mayo traditions include parades, mariachi music performances and street festivals in cities and towns across Mexico and the United States.

[$1987 GN$]

Interesting, I did some research after you posted that as I had no idea.

My question is why would someone celebrate not paying a debt ?


AJ___

[$1987 GN$]

http://www.youtube.com/v/wCpBibIt10o?version=3&autohide=1

Ouch

AJ___

[stevemon]

Sinko Da Mayo

[daveismissing]

 

[Steve Wood]

Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Charles de Gaulle airport, Paris.
"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.
"German," she replies.
"Occupation?"
"No, just here for a few days.

[daveismissing]

Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Charles de Gaulle airport, Paris.
"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.
"German," she replies.
"Occupation?"
"No, just here for a few days.

Fawlty Towers - Don't mention the war.mpg

[Steve Wood]

 

[Steve Wood]

    The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot of Novocain.

      "No way! No needles. I hate needles" the patient said.

      The Dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects.

      "I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on, suffocates me!"

      The Dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.

      "No objection," the patient says. "'I'm fine with pills."

      The dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra."

      The patient says, "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"

      It doesn't" said the dentist, "but it's going to give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth!"

[Steve Wood]

The Secret Service issued new rules of conduct for agents Friday.
They can no longer get drunk, procure hookers or go to strip bars.
The rules say that from now on, if agents feel compelled to engage
in such behavior, they can run for public office like everyone else.

[SuperSix]

The Secret Service issued new rules of conduct for agents Friday.
They can no longer get drunk, procure hookers or go to strip bars.
The rules say that from now on, if agents feel compelled to engage
in such behavior, they can run for public office like everyone else.

 

[daveismissing]

[Charlief1]

[Steve Wood]

yes, he does~