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A lady Canadian libertarian wrote a lot of letters to the government,complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists)being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.She received back the following reply:National Defense HeadquartersM Gen George R. Pearkes Bldg, 15 NT101 Colonel By DriveOttawa , ON K1A 0K2CanadaDear Concerned Citizen,Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern oftreatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by CanadianForces who were subsequently transferred to the Afghanistan Governmentand are currently being held by Afghan officials in AfghanistanNational Correctional System facilities.Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions wereheard loud and clear here in Ottawa .You will be pleased to learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens likeyourself; we are creating a new department here at the Department ofNational De fence, to be called 'Liberals Accept Responsibility forKillers' program, or L.A.R.K. for short.In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decidedto divert one terrorist and place him in your personal care.Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled fortransportation under heavily armed guard to your residence in Torontonext Monday.Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to becared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in yourletter of complaint.It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers.We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards ofcare for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommend inyour letter.Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that yoursensitivity to what you described as his 'attitudinal problem' willhelp him overcome these character flaws.Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere culturaldifferences.We understand that you plan to offer counseling and home schooling.Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combatand can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil ornail clippers.We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills at yournext yoga group.He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices fromcommon household products, so you may wish to keep those items lockedup, unless (in your opinion) this might offend him.Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters (exceptsexually) since he views females as a subhuman form of property.This is a particularly sensitive subject for him and he has been knownto show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the newdress code that he will recommend as more appropriate attire.I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka overtime. Just remember that it is all part of 'respecting his culture andreligious beliefs' as described in your letter.Thanks again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when folks likeyou keep us informed of the proper way to do our job and care for ourfellowman.You take good care of Ahmed and remember we'll be watching.Good luck and God bless you.Cordially,Gordon O'ConnorMinister of National Defense