The Two Dumbest Topics on this Board

[Steve Wood]

are what are you listening to and what are you drinking right now?

Never, ever, in my life have I asked someone what they were listening to, or what they were drinking.

In appropriate occasions, I may have asked someone what they were wearing right now, or If they were drunk enough yet....

I often worry about the Left Coast influence on this country given the stuff I see here.  If elected, I promise to build a big closet and stuff all you misguided people back into it.

[DCEPTCN]

You Texans have no appreciation for the finer things. Nothing but the longhorns hand gesture and the "yeehaws".

[xpander343]

You'd never cut it in government SW.   You have too much common sense.  If you were in power, it would probably cause the entire system to just collapse.

[Texas Turbo T]

You Texans have no appreciation for the finer things. Nothing but the longhorns hand gesture and the "yeehaws".

Yep, just Longhorns and YeeHaws ! ! !

[Steve Wood]

I generally whip out a knife and cut the offending hand off when I see the putrid ass longhorn gesture....I figure anyone that has to sign out their IQ is too dumb to swim in the gene pool.

As far as yeehaw goes....I am more the Hoo-boy type

[DCEPTCN]

Actually, there is *one thing* I like about Texas...the way the women all call you cutesy pet names. One broad actually called me 'sweet pea' in Odessa once. I assure you, I look nothing like the sweet pea type.

[Steve Wood]

She probably thought you were more the lima bean type but was trying to be nice.......

[gordyzx9r]

are what are you listening to and what are you drinking right now?

Could be worse, we could have those damned "one word association" threads I see on other boards.

[Zap]

The two dumbest topics on this board are Steve Wood and Sylvan

[Steve Wood]

The two hottest topics on this board are Steve Wood and Sylvan

Like they say, "Hooooo Boy!"

[firebird_1252]

maybe its time for one of my classic "this or that" threads

[Nasty Wendy]

The two dumbest topics on this board are Steve Wood and Sylvan

They both have an 'S' and a 'V' in their first names. :bigeyes; My Sherlock Holmes spider-senses are tingling.  

[Steve Wood]

time to pop a few buttons on your pants then

[Future_T-type]

How bout we start a thread where we tell a story one word at a time?

[Top Speed]

No.