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Why Facebook Sucks, Pt. 619
« on: October 15 2010, 02:01:44 PM »
WTF is with the retards on that site? Everyone who logs in instantly becomes a fucking philosopher? Hey shitstains, quit fancying yourselves as beacons of relevance and realize that every fucking peice of toilet-poetry that you believe you're presenting to us basically boils down to either, A: The Golden rule or, B: an aged lump of country music wisdom. That's right, you fucking zilch- that status update of yours (that I waited for with 'bated breath) more or less boils down to "18 wheels and a dozen roses". Hows about next time you bless us with a gem like -oh I don't know- "We're all just dust in the wind" you meaty-breasted gobemouche. The next time you waste (not really at all-) -precious bandwidth to let me know that "whenever one door closes, another opens" I'll suggest that you close that door as well. Repeatedly. On your nuts. Ya reading me, Sophocles? Oh, and I GIVE A SHIT that you're "81% in love today".
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Re: Why Facebook Sucks, Pt. 619
« Reply #1 on: October 15 2010, 02:47:52 PM »
Ask and you shall receive....... ...
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Re: Why Facebook Sucks, Pt. 619
« Reply #2 on: October 15 2010, 06:11:49 PM »
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Fri Oct 15, 2010 12:01 pm"
WTF is with the retards on that site? Everyone who logs in instantly becomes a fucking philosopher? Hey shitstains, quit fancying yourselves as beacons of relevance and realize that every fucking peice of toilet-poetry that you believe you're presenting to us basically boils down to either, A: The Golden rule or, B: an aged lump of country music wisdom. That's right, you fucking zilch- that status update of yours (that I waited for with 'bated breath) more or less boils down to "18 wheels and a dozen roses". Hows about next time you bless us with a gem like -oh I don't know- "We're all just dust in the wind" you meaty-breasted gobemouche. The next time you waste (not really at all-) -precious bandwidth to let me know that "whenever one door closes, another opens" I'll suggest that you close that door as well. Repeatedly. On your nuts. Ya reading me, Sophocles? Oh, and I GIVE A SHIT that you're "81% in love today".


Waaaah, your pussy hurts!!!!!!
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Why Facebook Sucks, Pt. 619
« Reply #3 on: October 15 2010, 06:39:22 PM »
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Re: Why Facebook Sucks, Pt. 619
« Reply #4 on: October 15 2010, 07:03:53 PM »
I'm gonna block you fuckers, y'know that right?
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Re: Why Facebook Sucks, Pt. 619
« Reply #5 on: October 15 2010, 07:06:25 PM »
This is not FACEBOOK dear.  Oh yeah, you need Vagisil?
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Why Facebook Sucks, Pt. 619
« Reply #6 on: October 15 2010, 08:45:14 PM »
I'll tell you one thing, Culpepper will steal all your dam facebook friends.
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Re: Why Facebook Sucks, Pt. 619
« Reply #7 on: October 15 2010, 09:28:54 PM »
Y'all are gonna be sorry when I switch to Facebook.

...and Donna, I don't even know what Vagasil is. Is that what one rests his elbows on when looking out a vagina?
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Re: Why Facebook Sucks, Pt. 619
« Reply #8 on: October 15 2010, 11:28:20 PM »
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ October 15th 2010"
Y'all are gonna be sorry when I switch to Facebook.

...and Donna, I don't even know what Vagasil is. Is that what one rests his elbows on when looking out a vagina?




You are such a freaking guy! Just like when you guys call each other "douches".   :rolleyes:  :rolleyes;   :wall:  :wall:
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Why Facebook Sucks, Pt. 619
« Reply #9 on: October 16 2010, 09:20:41 AM »
I am not stealing friends.  It's called making new friends.
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Why Facebook Sucks, Pt. 619
« Reply #10 on: October 16 2010, 09:22:40 AM »
I prefer my Vagisil on Club crackers
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Re: Why Facebook Sucks, Pt. 619
« Reply #11 on: October 16 2010, 06:26:21 PM »
Seriously, how many freaking problems do women have with their hoo-hoos?
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Re: Why Facebook Sucks, Pt. 619
« Reply #12 on: October 16 2010, 11:47:57 PM »
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ October 16th 2010"
Seriously, how many freaking problems do women have with their hoo-hoos?




Three.
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« Reply #13 on: October 19 2010, 08:47:39 AM »
Do tell, sister.

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« Reply #14 on: October 19 2010, 06:10:11 PM »
lol!
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