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« on: August 10 2009, 03:12:11 PM »
...asshole. Man, so it turns out that living almost entirely off of cheap vodka (Crystal Palace, $6.50 for a fifth at Wal Mart! ) is not good for you. I've had the shits for three months and have begun speaking in tongues. Shem hoalla hem bebla. Worse yet, it would appear that my COCKSUCKING NEIGHBORS who moved here from SoCal have escalated our standoff, forcing me to become the type of neighbor that calls in all kinds of code violations. Jui-halabi cootonki. The up-side is that I'm getting alot of recording done lately and can even see through gypsum walls! Only gypsum though, siding's a motherfucker. Being around the house constantly has admittedly made me a tad irritable, but jeepers- would it kill Zap to call once in a while? I saw an episode of...well, just an episode, I guess. No wait, I remember- an episode of some cooking show on PBS that taught me how to make the best shawbahallabee ela you've ever tasted. I think I hear someone...upst airs...shut the fuck up, I really think there's something up there! Is there an actual bluesman named Slim Pickins? There should be, that would be a great name. Why don't people of color like me? Well, it's off to Wal Mart I go.

Shim bala bimbly BAM!
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« Reply #1 on: August 10 2009, 07:29:47 PM »
I'll bet Steve Wood wrote like that when he was a youngin'.  I can see a career in goat farming and post whoring in your future.
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« Reply #2 on: August 10 2009, 07:35:56 PM »
PS I can send you a brochure on my services for dealing with unruly neighbors, if you'd like. I can pretty much run the gamut from mild irritation to total elimination, priced accordingly.

Excruciating torture while you watch or participate will be extra, but discounted 10% this month only. Mention "dissection" for an extra 5% off!
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« Reply #3 on: August 10 2009, 08:37:32 PM »
Shim bala bimbly BAM!

Indeed!
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« Reply #4 on: August 12 2009, 05:36:31 PM »
You people are fuckin' nuts, you know that right?
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« Reply #5 on: August 12 2009, 06:16:18 PM »
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Wed Aug 12, 2009 3:36 pm"
You people are fuckin' nuts, you know that right?


Of course we do!!!!!!
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« Reply #6 on: August 12 2009, 09:35:31 PM »
I want to nominate this thread the Best Thread of 2009. Who's with me?
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« Reply #7 on: August 12 2009, 11:36:29 PM »
Whatever happened to the days when aholes drank cherry flavored Popov vodka and puked pseudo blood all over their neighbors' driveway?
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« Reply #8 on: August 12 2009, 11:50:55 PM »
You mean back in your day when the Waltz was king and the King was George?
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« Reply #9 on: August 12 2009, 11:54:39 PM »
The Polka was King in my day....and George Jones had not yet arrived.

I am sure you know some about the Pokey, as well
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« Reply #10 on: August 13 2009, 11:38:14 AM »
Quote from: "SuperSix @ 2009-08-12"
I want to nominate this thread the Best Thread of 2009. Who's with me?

I wanna learn how to speak in tounges.  I just recently mastered esperanto.
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« Reply #11 on: August 14 2009, 06:18:07 PM »
Quote from: "richie6 @ Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:38 am"
I just recently mastered esperanto.
No one wants to hear about your Cuban live-in boyfriend or the breaking of his spirit.
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« Reply #12 on: August 14 2009, 06:20:07 PM »
Quote from: "SuperSix @ Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:35 pm"
I want to nominate this thread the Best Thread of 2009. Who's with me?
Funny how whenever you say something nice I get wary.


...if you like this thread you should seriously go check out be4u's myspace page!
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« Reply #13 on: August 14 2009, 06:27:27 PM »
b4who?  I'll have to check it out.
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« Reply #14 on: August 14 2009, 11:55:23 PM »
Jesus, post the damn link to his page. Sounds like he's speaking in tongues to himself.
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