Classic...

[87natty]

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[Top Speed]

He is a biological random thought generator. He would turn on his own mother! (as if he could recognize her!)

This may be the best line that describes Zap!    :smt071

[firebird_1252]

i remember them days.. thats when tbs.com was fun.

f u zap!

the heat still dont fucking work!!!

[Steve Wood]

hard to beat this one

you 2 are gay lovers arent you??

[Steve Wood]

those were the good ol' days before the board picked up a liberal infection and 250 amp alternators were not required.

I have not heard from Michelle in a long time.  I am afraid that she may not be with us anymore.  She was smarter than Zap and Rich Rezes squared.

[gbsean]

its nice or sorry to see things have not changed in 8 years.....

[SuperSix]

I call shenanigans on Zap living in WV. Even with the rudimentary spelling errors - he's still too well spoken to hail from WV.

[Zap]

I may write fairly well but I speak 100% hick.  :supz:

[ULYCYC]

I call shenanigans on Zap living in WV. Even with the rudimentary spelling errors - he's still too well spoken to hail from WV.

Zap was born and raised in Kingman, Az by Andy Devine. Then he thumbed a ride to Dunbar at age 18 :supz:

[Top Speed]

I thought he was hatched as an alien experiment gone awry.

[Steve Wood]

We did not call him Container Boy without reason in the early days.

[DCEPTCN]

I thought he was hatched as an alien experiment gone awry.

Or gone exactly as planned...thos e aliens are a slippery lot.



Which is exactly why Zap's 'mother' (syntho-womb) dropped him so many times.

[Recklessrob]

Area 51 was created on Zap's behalf. Homeland security soon followed, but the barn door was closed after the horse was long gone...