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DCEPTCN

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I'm smarter than Obama!
« on: March 09 2009, 09:10:37 PM »
Saw a banner ad for free IQ tests that announced Obie's IQ and asked "Can you beat that?". So, I went and took the test. I'm proud to announced that I AM smarter than Obama!*




*Internet IQ tests are totally accurate, right?

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Re: I'm smarter than Obama!
« Reply #1 on: March 09 2009, 09:21:55 PM »
I saw one of those ads once and it kept changing the IQ of the Celeb* every time I logged into the site (*whomever it was, can't recall).

I do not believe, without absolute proof

1. Stated IQ's

2. How much someone can Bench Press

3. How many women one has "had"

4. How much money one has

5. Anything StrawWood tell me
You can't get sweet shit outta a sour asshole

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Re: I'm smarter than Obama!
« Reply #2 on: March 09 2009, 09:30:13 PM »
Quote from: "Zap @ Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:21 pm"
I do not believe, without absolute proof

1. Stated IQ's
I shant state it- they only rated Obama as being about average.

Quote from: "Zap @ Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:21 pm"
2. How much someone can Bench Press
I'm so tough that I don't even need a bench.

Quote from: "Zap @ Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:21 pm"
3. How many women one has "had"
Change it to "devoured" and we'll talk.

Quote from: "Zap @ Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:21 pm"
4. How much money one has
There is no number large enough to quantify that type of...dismal failure.

Quote from: "Zap @ Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:21 pm"
5. Anything StrawWood tell me
Me neither. At least not until the internet tells him he's smart.

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Re: I'm smarter than Obama!
« Reply #3 on: March 09 2009, 11:46:53 PM »
Quote from: "Zap @ Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:21 pm"
I saw one of those ads once and it kept changing the IQ of the Celeb* every time I logged into the site (*whomever it was, can't recall).

I do not believe, without absolute proof

1. Stated IQ's

2. How much someone can Bench Press

3. How many women one has "had"

4. How much money one has

5. Anything StrawWood tell me


1) West Viagra is not an authority on intelect quotient

2) Zap has no problem pressing the bench, its when you put weight on it that     problems arise.

3) In West Viagra only the female sheep or the ones wearing lipstick count as, How many women one has "had"

4) How much money one has...spent on moonshine.

5) Anything StrawWood tells you is incomprehendab le to those that missed out on genetic modification day or evolution.
Rob

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Re: I'm smarter than Obama!
« Reply #4 on: March 09 2009, 11:55:34 PM »
I refuse to read Rob's post until he gets an IQ test from some two-bit website.  :mad;

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Re: I'm smarter than Obama!
« Reply #5 on: March 09 2009, 11:57:16 PM »
My myspace profile pic says I'm a genius.
Rob

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Re: I'm smarter than Obama!
« Reply #6 on: March 10 2009, 12:09:47 AM »
Uncle!

 

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