How old is she?
Late 30's.
Is she house broken?
She's a nanny, she cleans house like nobody I've ever seen before (she takes cotton swabs with alcohol to clean into the nooks and crannies of my daughters toys even). She's a shitty cook as far as american is concerned, but she makes some decent Philipino dishes (she's Philipino BTW).
Is she attractive?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Does she own any guns or turbo buicks ?
No guns and no cars, not sure she even knows how to drive.
I wouldn't have to trade you. She would probably put me in the grave the first night and then you could get everything
I get everything if you leave us? Cool, alright, I'm printing this out and sending it to my lawyer and I'll get a copy of the paperwork to send out to you monday for signature. I didn't realize you loved me enough to give me everything, Sylvan will be disappointed as he really wanted your T.
Don't scratch my T now Gary, or the Vette. And my dad will love the bike.