Spontaneous Human Combustion...

[Zap]

How can water spontaneously combust? I call BS on the entire thread and everyone in it.

[Steve Wood]

fusion

next question

[Zap]

How many Texans does it take to change TopSpeed's Diapers?

[Top Speed]

moronus maximus

[Zap]

Stop cross-pollinating the Buick seeds.

[Recklessrob]

fusion

next question

First fission, then refusion. hydrogen and oxygen, probably the single two most reactive elements.

"An element never forgets..."

BTW, Hubastank (sp ?) wrote a song about this very topic.

[DCEPTCN]

fusion

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First fission, then refusion. hydrogen and oxygen, probably the single two most reactive elements.

"An element never forgets..."

BTW, Hubastank (sp ?) wrote a song about this very topic.

Never a more worthy group of lads to spontaneously combust!


I think the very term for this phenomena is confusing Zap. He lives in fear of the possibilty that the Dunbar P.D. will "come bustin' his door down" when they find out about his botanical dabblings.

[Recklessrob]

The poor sod has to do somethin' for income since his meth lab was blown to smitherines.

[Zap]

It was blown to Kingdom Come. Smithereens is clear on the other side of the state. :jerkit;

[Steve Wood]

So screwing plants is illegal in Western Viagra?  Must be herbal to live there

[DCEPTCN]

So screwing plants is illegal in Western Viagra?

[Zap]

I prefer a measured, well thought out, planned and executed human combustion

[DCEPTCN]

ROFL...fucking dick...ROFL

[Steve Wood]

I prefer a measured, well thought out, planned and executed human combustion

keep practicing on yourself until you have it down pat :rofl;

[Zap]

No thanks, but I'll wager a Strawdawg would burn veeeeery nicely. Muhahahahhaha!!