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Spontaneous Human Combustion...
« on: March 06 2009, 03:59:33 PM »
...has always fascinated me.






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Re: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
« Reply #1 on: March 06 2009, 04:00:47 PM »
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :bigeyes;  :bigeyes;  :bigeyes;  :bigeyes;
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Re: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
« Reply #2 on: March 06 2009, 04:05:49 PM »
I've long theorized that it is caused by ugly shoes.

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« Reply #3 on: March 06 2009, 05:01:43 PM »
Ok, you're going to make me say it again....


My cousin died of spontaneous combustion. His last words were "Is it hot in here or is it just...."
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« Reply #4 on: March 06 2009, 05:38:03 PM »
I call it one major Hot flash!
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Re: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
« Reply #5 on: March 06 2009, 06:14:57 PM »
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Fri Mar 06, 2009 4:05 pm"
I've long theorized that it is caused by ugly shoes.


Did I ever tell you that it pisses me off when you post what I was going to post? :mad:
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« Reply #6 on: March 06 2009, 09:42:02 PM »
I think TSMG may be onto something. The "hot flash theory".
You'll notice that the one constant is that they're all women.
The shoes are only part of the constant.
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Re: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
« Reply #7 on: March 07 2009, 09:32:07 AM »
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:42 pm"
I think TSMG may be onto something. The "hot flash theory".
You'll notice that the one constant is that they're all women.
The shoes are only part of the constant.


You may be right..maybe it works this way...."Her Hot Flashes cost me half my retirement funds so I thought.....Le t me show you what a hot flash really is and went out to the garage and got the gas can........... ....."
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Re: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
« Reply #8 on: March 07 2009, 09:52:34 AM »
you appear bitter.
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« Reply #9 on: March 07 2009, 09:57:03 AM »
Everyone on here is to some extent.
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« Reply #10 on: March 07 2009, 10:52:57 AM »
Is what?
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« Reply #11 on: March 07 2009, 12:07:47 PM »
Everyone in here posting "is"

If they were "was", they would be underground.

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« Reply #12 on: March 07 2009, 12:55:26 PM »
I think therefore I is can neither be considered good philosophy nor acceptable grammar (outside of Texas).

I think therefore, you are full of it. :idea;
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« Reply #13 on: March 07 2009, 01:15:09 PM »
Is bitter.  Bitter one.
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Re: Spontaneous Human Combustion...
« Reply #14 on: March 07 2009, 01:35:22 PM »
Quote from: "Zap @ Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:55 pm"
I think therefore I is can neither be considered good philosophy nor acceptable grammar (outside of Texas).

I think therefore, you are full of it. :idea;


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