Author Topic: You are the result of genetic corrections done by Aliens (Read 3883 times)

Zap · « **on:** February 25 2009, 11:00:06 PM »

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87natty · « **Reply #1 on:** February 26 2009, 12:35:03 AM »

Quote from: "Zap @ Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:00 pm"

You are the result of genetic corrections done by Aliens

Damn, and all this time I was led to believe I was the product of my parents' drunken times in Tijuana. :idea;

Top Speed · « **Reply #2 on:** February 26 2009, 09:42:37 AM »

Zap...

Zap · « **Reply #3 on:** February 26 2009, 06:55:12 PM »

what.....

DCEPTCN · « **Reply #4 on:** February 26 2009, 09:05:02 PM »

"to prevent the 'containers' from destroying themselves".

Dropped the fucking ball with Islam, eh?

I know a lot of people who couls use some correction. With a quickness.

This idea was once explored by Deicide in a sond called "The Truth Above" I long for the day when I can finally enjoy an overdue "Told ya so!" as the religious types weep at having learned that there is no Santa and life is little more than titty bars and parking tickets.

" Arrive on earth, from our past have returned
Not his child, christians in denial
His rule undone, we are their creation
The truth above does not know your savior

Unidentified evolution
Fallen truth, break the god illusion
Out of faith will revive with reason
Synchronize this world we live in

The truth coming will destroy his story
Not of this earth, we are part of research
Christian hunted, end of god confronted
The truth above, we are part who they are

Key to life is the question answered
Fly into never known advancement
Out of ignorance running rampant
Sterilizing us from disaster"

Zap · « **Reply #5 on:** February 26 2009, 09:21:45 PM »

Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:05 pm"

"to prevent the 'containers' from destroying themselves".

Steve Wood · « **Reply #6 on:** March 06 2009, 06:31:00 PM »

this is much more believable than most of the modern reality creation practiced by a few...okay, one.

Maybe that is who has been teaching the guys a profession that will earn them a living?

http://www.vbs.tv/full_screen.php?s=DGFE2305DC&sc=1363196

Zap · « **Reply #7 on:** March 07 2009, 07:47:13 AM »

Steve....

Recklessrob · « **Reply #8 on:** March 07 2009, 08:01:44 AM »

"Beam me up Scotty, theres no inteligent life here..."

Top Speed · « **Reply #9 on:** March 07 2009, 11:47:19 AM »

Quote from: "Strawdawg @ Fri Mar 06, 2009 7:31 pm"

this is much more believable than most of the modern reality creation practiced by a few...okay, one.

Maybe that is who has been teaching the guys a profession that will earn them a living?

http://www.vbs.tv/full_screen.php?s=DGFE2305DC&sc=1363196

Very interesting.

Zap · « **Reply #10 on:** March 09 2009, 03:21:07 PM »

Quote from: "Top Speed @ Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:47 am"

Very interesting.

Top Speed is the result of what happens when genetic corrections are not done.

Steve Wood · « **Reply #11 on:** March 09 2009, 04:12:57 PM »

Zap is the result of what happens when genetic subtractions are made and Sanford and Son try to reuse the trash can contents to make their own container.

DCEPTCN · « **Reply #12 on:** March 09 2009, 06:57:36 PM »

Everybody chill, I just got off of the phone with my congressman and it turns out that all that the aliens are doing is circumcisions.

Recklessrob · « **Reply #13 on:** March 09 2009, 07:42:30 PM »

Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:57 pm"

Everybody chill, I just got off of the phone with my congressman and it turns out that all that the aliens are doing is circumcisions.

Great ! Alien moils...

Zap · « **Reply #14 on:** March 09 2009, 08:32:56 PM »

Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:57 pm"

Everybody chill, I just got off of the phone with my congressman and it turns out that all that the aliens are doing is circumcisions.

That must be a big phone to hold two big fat asses. :mad;

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