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Re: The Official IHADAV8 Joke Thread!
« Reply #480 on: January 22 2014, 07:30:17 PM »
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Re: The Official IHADAV8 Joke Thread!
« Reply #481 on: January 22 2014, 07:33:02 PM »
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Re: The Official IHADAV8 Joke Thread!
« Reply #482 on: January 23 2014, 06:48:36 PM »

At a motivational seminar, three men are asked to come up to the stage. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"
The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was the great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say...... LOOK!!! HE'S MOVING!!!!!"
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Re: The Official IHADAV8 Joke Thread!
« Reply #483 on: January 23 2014, 06:51:05 PM »
A man sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. He goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the mutt replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. But, the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So, I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The man is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
The owner says, "Ten dollars."
The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
The owner replies, "He's such a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff."
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Re: The Official IHADAV8 Joke Thread!
« Reply #484 on: February 11 2014, 12:38:52 PM »
Be vewy quiet, I'm Hunting Wabbits & Puddy Tats!
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Re: The Official IHADAV8 Joke Thread!
« Reply #485 on: February 11 2014, 12:42:04 PM »
Any body wants some wood?
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Re: The Official IHADAV8 Joke Thread!
« Reply #486 on: February 13 2014, 07:38:34 PM »
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Re: The Official IHADAV8 Joke Thread!
« Reply #487 on: February 22 2014, 12:00:07 PM »
Don 't ever, ever, ever let your woman put oil in your car
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Re: The Official IHADAV8 Joke Thread!
« Reply #488 on: April 01 2014, 08:59:24 PM »
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Re: The Official IHADAV8 Joke Thread!
« Reply #490 on: April 21 2014, 01:00:25 PM »
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« Reply #491 on: April 21 2014, 06:22:17 PM »
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« Reply #492 on: April 21 2014, 08:27:52 PM »
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Re: The Official IHADAV8 Joke Thread!
« Reply #493 on: April 21 2014, 11:56:03 PM »
How can you take a pic of laughing out loud. Wouldn't it just look like a over expressed laugh ;) lol

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Re: The Official IHADAV8 Joke Thread!
« Reply #494 on: April 22 2014, 09:36:03 AM »
THAT'S THE JOKE
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