Did your cake require a fire marshall's presence? Or presents?
Big problem. State has declared a total fire ban throughout this area and I lit my cake outdoors....
To compound matters, I lit it at nite, and the glare blinded a B2 pilot who was making a nighttime bombing run out of Dyess AFB with his nightvision goggles on.
He bombed the local private pen by accident and the mostly illegal prison population is now smeared over three counties and the city of Eden is not being paid it's daily $1.75 stipend by the owners of the prison for each inmate.
The good news is that I have excellent water pressure now that the prison is no longer consuming water.
