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Southern Belles
« on: July 02 2008, 10:44:09 AM »
...um, so- where the FUCK are they?! In the last few days I've traversed North Carolina, Virginia, West Virginia, Tennessee, Arkansas, Alabama, Maryland and Florida and (even I can't believe it) I haven't seen one single solitary good looking woman down here. Also, they reeeeeaaaaaly like jesus and catfish around here.
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Re: Southern Belles
« Reply #1 on: July 02 2008, 03:40:46 PM »
What part of TN were you in?
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« Reply #2 on: July 02 2008, 04:05:21 PM »
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:40 pm"
What part of TN were you in?
I40 all the way through.
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« Reply #3 on: July 02 2008, 04:17:04 PM »
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ July 2nd 2008"
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:40 pm"
What part of TN were you in?
I40 all the way through.



Ok???????
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Re: Southern Belles
« Reply #4 on: July 03 2008, 10:23:47 PM »
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:44 am"
...um, so- where the FUCK are they?!


Maybe Zap has them all locked up in his harem ?
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Re: Southern Belles
« Reply #5 on: July 03 2008, 11:11:53 PM »
If Jesus was a catfish do you think they'd worship him or fry him? I guess that would be a real test of faith.


I have no harem, or hair, for that matter.
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« Reply #6 on: July 04 2008, 04:48:14 AM »
This is my body, this is my blood.

They'd eat him and wash it down with booze.

Sylvan, I think the locale must be locking them up at first site of your ass. Take the Hatebreed shirt off, you're scaring the kids.
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« Reply #7 on: July 04 2008, 10:23:14 AM »
:rofl;

...and if you stop yelling out the window "Get out of my way you stupid Motherfuckers", that may help too.
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« Reply #8 on: July 04 2008, 10:57:06 AM »
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:rofl;

...and if you stop yelling out the window "Get out of my way you stupid Motherfuckers", that may help too.



That is funny!  :rofl;
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Re: Southern Belles
« Reply #9 on: July 04 2008, 12:28:26 PM »
Well, I just can't live under those conditions.
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Re: Southern Belles
« Reply #10 on: July 04 2008, 01:12:52 PM »
"Southern Hospitality" appears to be a myth as well. These are some of the RUDEST bastards around here. Seems no matter how friendly I am....well, a cracker is a cracker is a cracker.
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Re: Southern Belles
« Reply #11 on: July 04 2008, 07:21:00 PM »
Get a Skynard T-Shirt and a Rebel hat, dummy. :cool;
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Re: Southern Belles
« Reply #12 on: July 04 2008, 11:17:48 PM »
and don't forget the "Mullett" hairstyle. I have seen that a lot around here. It is so gross!
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Re: Southern Belles
« Reply #13 on: July 05 2008, 11:01:47 PM »
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:44 am"
...um, so- where the FUCK are they?! In the last few days I've traversed North Carolina, Virginia, West Virginia, Tennessee, Arkansas, Alabama, Maryland and Florida and (even I can't believe it) I haven't seen one single solitary good looking woman down here. Also, they reeeeeaaaaaly like jesus and catfish around here.
Okay, I feel qualified to speak on this subject.  I just spent thet last eight days in Virginia and Maryland and I did not see any local talent either. Florida is filled with old people from New York, enough said there, PLUS they are thee worst drivers on the planet bar none!

You will find nothing in Arkansas either.  Think Hillary.

Now, North Carolina... I did see plenty of talent when I was there.  Also, the people in the South have been reasonably polite to me, but then I don't look like Sylvan either.

I have not been to West Virginia, Tennessee, or Alabama.
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Re: Southern Belles
« Reply #14 on: July 05 2008, 11:07:58 PM »
B.S., I was trapped in Eden, NC for two days and not a single hot titty did I spy.
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