Pic diary (North American Tour, Pt. 2)

[DCEPTCN]

Oh come on! I am sure he is a great guy once you get to know him!

According to him:

He was in a car wreck that required rescue crews to spend 6 hours with the Jaws Of Life to get him out.

He did things so horrific (yet undoubtedly bad-ass! ) in the military that his file is classified and cannot be opened until the statute of limitations runs out in 2045. In fact, a would-be employer once got a little too in-depth with a background check and learned of Rambo's history. A phone call was made by this hero and 30 minutes later 5 federal marshalls showed up and threw the employer in prison....unti l 2045.

He had a '68 Chevelle with 'dual turbos' that he was forbidden by local authorites to so much as bring into the state of California EVEN ON A TRAILER, man! Later, he decided to sell it for $30k. A "goddamned Mexican" showed up with $30k in cash and he turned the offer down because he "wouldn't sell such a beautiful car to a goddamned Mexican". Luckily, Harrah's casino offered full price for it shortly thereafter and his Chevelle now sits in their automotive museum.

He gets on the CB constantly singing such clever sophomoric ditties as "Baby Show Your Pussy To Me" and "I Hope There Are Blowjobs In Heaven". This generally solicits a wave of other drivers to comment back on what a retard he is. It's a tad embarrassing.

Last night in Victorville he threatened a teenage kid who worked at Wendy's with a fistfight. Why? Because Mr. Trainer Man rudely told the kid "Get some fucking onion rings on the menu already." To which the kid says, "Onions are disgusting". That's when it nearly got violent.


Should I go on?

[Top Speed]

Should I go on?

Yes, please do.    :rolleyes:

[kma697]

Should I go on?

Yes, please do.

[DCEPTCN]

The two first things that the idiot said to me when I first got in the truck were, "I hate to ask, but can you loan me ten bucks?" and "This might sound kinda stupid, but are you offended by pornographic materials?" Later that evening I had to hand him a coupla porn DVDs that were on my bunk so that I could go to sleep.

He thinks he's really witty and cracks retarded jokes to total strangers and they all just ignore him. For instance, the other morning in Bakersfield at a Flying J he put a cup of coffee on the counter...the cashier girl asks, "Will that be all?" He replies, "No, I'd also like the winning lottery numbers." I almost got caught laughing when she replied....she rolled her eyes right in his face and said, "Can't help ya...but the coffee's $1.62."

[gordyzx9r]

What are you doing nowadays?  I thought you were in insurance?

[DCEPTCN]

What are you doing nowadays?

[Recklessrob]

According to him:

He was in a car wreck that required rescue crews to spend 6 hours with the Jaws Of Life to get him out.

He did things so horrific (yet undoubtedly bad-ass! ) in the military that his file is classified and cannot be opened until the statute of limitations runs out in 2045. In fact, a would-be employer once got a little too in-depth with a background check and learned of Rambo's history. A phone call was made by this hero and 30 minutes later 5 federal marshalls showed up and threw the employer in prison....unti l 2045.

1) Rescue crews never take that long to get in to a car, even if the car has to be extricated from a ravine or such.  (Maybe the EMT didn't like him either)

2) Only a prospective government employer would even be able to access such information. The Federal Marshall Service wouldn't be the enforcing authority.
No one just gets thrown in jail without a trial. Theres no statute of limitations on classified information. I'd even go out on a limb and place a bet that he was dishonorably discharged or medically discharged for mental reasons....

I hope you're packing a big ole can of "Bullshit Repellant".

[Top Speed]

Since I'm new to the company, I have to spend a couple of weeks with a trainer in the truck. It blows.

lol, he's training you!   :rofl;

[DCEPTCN]

lol, he's training you!

[gbsean]

maybe its you :rofl; you bring out the best in people ..... tell him you are in the witness protection program...... :smt071

[DCEPTCN]

I put my best in people. Get it right, jackass.

[DCEPTCN]

Well it would appear that I have seen the last of G.I. Jagoff. Thank god.







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[DCEPTCN]

Respectively:

West of Phoenix, west of Phoenix, Portland, Seattle.

[Top Speed]

Keep it between the ditches!

[DCEPTCN]

Keep it between the ditches!

What fun is that? I've actually got a Sidewalk endorsement on my license.