Zap! gbsean! and chrisgarrett!

[87natty]

I know you're all registered here. We here at ihadav8.com, THE bastard Buick board, would like to roll out our doormat (Ledzeppac) for you guys to come over and vent online. You KNOW you want to. Come, rip us new ones, we're into it.  :psix;

[SuperSix]

I will offer Lepizzles cavernous backside as a wlecome back gift.

 :smt078

[Recklessrob]

If you go there now, this is what ya get !  
http://www.turbobuicks.com/

bf_ugp_forumpermissions['canview'])) { print_no_permi ssion(); } if (empty($foruminfo['forumid'])) { // show all forums $forumid = -1; } else { // check forum permissions $_permsgetter_ = 'index'; $forumperms = fetch_permissi ons($foruminfo['forumid']); if (!($forumperms & $vbulletin->bf_ugp_forumpe rmissions['canview'])) { print_no_permi ssion(); } // check if there is a forum password and if so, ensure the user has it set verify_forum_p assword($foruminfo['forumid'], $foruminfo['password']); // draw nav bar $navbits = array(); $parentlist = array_reverse(explode(',', substr($foruminfo['parentlist'], 0, -3))); foreach ($parentlist AS $forumID) { $forumTitle =& $vbulletin->forumcache["$forumID"]['title']; $navbits['forumdisplay.php?' . $vbulletin->session->vars['sessionurl'] . "f=$forumID"] = $forumTitle; } // pop the last element off the end of the $nav array so that we can show it without a link array_pop($navbits); $navbits[''] = $foruminfo['title']; $navbits = construct_navb its($navbits); } $today = vbdate('Y-m-d', TIMENOW, false, false); // ### TODAY'S BIRTHDAYS ################################################# if ($vbulletin->options['showbirthdays']) { if (!is_array($vbulletin->birthdaycache) OR ($today != $vbulletin->birthdaycache['day1'] AND $today != $vbulletin->birthdaycache['day2'])) { // Need to update! require_once(DIR . '/includes/functions_databuild.php'); $birthdaystore = build_birthday s(); DEVDEBUG('Updated Birthdays'); } else { $birthdaystore = $vbulletin->birthdaycache; } switch ($today) { case $birthdaystore['day1']: $birthdays = $birthdaystore['users1']; break; case $birthdaystore['day2']: $birthdays = $birthdaystore['users2']; break; } // memory saving unset($birthdaystore); if ($stylevar['dirmark']) { $birthdays = str_replace('', $stylevar['dirmark'], $birthdays); } $show['birthdays'] = iif ($birthdays, true, false); } else { $show['birthdays'] = false; } // ### TODAY'S EVENTS ################################################# if ($vbulletin->options['showevents']) { require_once(DIR . '/includes/functions_calendar.php'); $future = gmdate('n-j-Y' , TIMENOW + 86400 + 86400 * $vbulletin->options['showevents']); if (!is_array($vbulletin->eventcache) OR $future != $vbulletin->eventcache['date']) { // Need to update! $eventstore = build_events(); DEVDEBUG('Updated Events'); } else { $eventstore = $vbulletin->eventcache; } unset($eventstore['date']); $events = array(); $eventcount = 0; foreach ($eventstore AS $eventid => $eventinfo) { $offset = $eventinfo['dst'] ? $vbulletin->userinfo['timezoneoffset'] : $vbulletin->userinfo['tzoffset']; $eventstore["$eventid"]['dateline_from_user'] = $eventinfo['dateline_from_user'] = $eventinfo['dateline_from'] + $offset * 3600; $eventstore["$eventid"]['dateline_to_user'] = $eventinfo['dateline_to_user'] = $eventinfo['dateline_to'] + $offset * 3600; $gettime = TIMENOW - $vbulletin->options['hourdiff']; $iterations = 0; $todaydate = getdate($gettime); if (!$eventinfo['singleday'] AND !$eventinfo['recurring'] AND $eventinfo['dateline_from_user'] < gmmktime(0, 0, 0, $todaydate['mon'], $todaydate['mday'], $todaydate['year'])) { $sub = -3; } else if ($eventinfo['holidayid']) { $sub = -2; } else if ($eventinfo['singleday']) { $sub = -1; } else { $sub = $eventinfo['dateline_from_user'] - (86400 * (intval($eventinfo['dateline_from_user'] / 86400))); } if ($vbulletin->userinfo['calendarpermissions']["$eventinfo[calendarid]"] & $vbulletin->bf_ugp_calenda rpermissions['canviewcalendar'] OR ($eventinfo['holidayid'] AND $vbulletin->options['showholidays'])) { if ($eventinfo['userid'] == $vbulletin->userinfo['userid'] OR $vbulletin->userinfo['calendarpermissions']["$eventinfo[calendarid]"] & $vbulletin->bf_ugp_calenda rpermissions['canviewothersevent'] OR ($eventinfo['holidayid'] AND $vbulletin->options['showholidays'])) { if (!$eventinfo['recurring'] AND !$vbulletin->options['showeventtype'] AND !$eventinfo['singleday'] AND cache_event_in fo($eventinfo, $todaydate['mon'], $todaydate['mday'], $todaydate['year'])) { $events["$eventid"][] = $gettime . "_$sub"; } else { while ($iterations < $vbulletin->options['showevents']) { $addcache = false; $todaydate = getdate($gettime); if ($eventinfo['holidayid'] AND $eventinfo['recurring'] == 6) { if ($eventinfo['recuroption'] == "$todaydate[mon]|$todaydate[mday]") { $addcache = true; } } else if (cache_event_in fo($eventinfo, $todaydate['mon'], $todaydate['mday'], $todaydate['year'])) { $addcache = true; } if ($addcache) { if (!$vbulletin->options['showeventtype']) { $events["$eventid"][] = $gettime . "_$sub"; } else { $events["$gettime"][] = $eventid; } $eventcount++; } $iterations++; $gettime += 86400; } } } } } if (!empty($events)) { if ($vbulletin->options['showeventtype']) { ksort($events, SORT_NUMERIC); } else { function groupbyevent($a, $b) { if ($a[0] == $b[0]) { return 0; } else { $values1 = explode('_', $a[0]); $values2 = explode('_', $b[0]); if ($values1[0] != $values2[0]) { return ($values1[0] < $values2[0]) ? -1 : 1; } else { // Same day events. Check the event start time to order them properly (compare number of seconds from 00:00) return ($values1[1] < $values2[1]) ? -1 : 1; } } } uasort($events, 'groupbyevent'); // this crazy code is to remove $sub added above that ensures a event maintains its position after the sort // if associative values are the same foreach($events AS $eventid => $times) { foreach ($times AS $key => $time) { $events["$eventid"]["$key"] = intval($time); } } } $upcomingevents = ''; foreach($events AS $index => $value) { $pastevent = 0; $pastcount = 0; $comma = $eventdates = $daysevents = ''; if (!$vbulletin->options['showeventtype']) { // Group by Event // $index = $eventid $eventinfo = $eventstore["$index"]; if (empty($eventinfo['recurring']) AND empty($eventinfo['singleday'])) { // ranged event -- show it from its real start and real end date (vbgmdate) $fromdate = vbdate($vbulletin->options['dateformat'], $eventinfo['dateline_from_user'], false, true, false, true); $todate = vbdate($vbulletin->options['dateformat'], $eventinfo['dateline_to_user'], false, true, false, true); if ($fromdate != $todate) { $eventdates = construct_phra se($vbphrase['event_x_to_y'], $fromdate, $todate); } else { $eventdates = vbdate($vbulletin->options['dateformat'], $eventinfo['dateline_from_user'], false, true, false, true); } $day = vbdate('Y-n-j', $eventinfo['dateline_from_user'], false, false); } else { unset($day); foreach($value AS $key => $dateline) { if (($dateline - 86400) == $pastevent AND !$eventinfo['holidayid']) { $pastevent = $dateline; $pastcount++; continue; } else { if ($pastcount) { $eventdates = construct_phra se($vbphrase['event_x_to_y'], $eventdates, vbdate($vbulletin->options['dateformat'], $pastevent, false, true, false)); } $pastcount = 0; $pastevent = $dateline; } if (!$day) { $day = vbdate('Y-n-j', $dateline, false, false, false); } $eventdates .= $comma . vbdate($vbulletin->options['dateformat'], $dateline, false, true, false); $comma = ', '; } if ($pastcount) { $eventdates = construct_phra se($vbphrase['event_x_to_y'], $eventdates, vbdate($vbulletin->options['dateformat'], $pastevent, false, true, false)); } } if ($eventinfo['holidayid']) { $callink = '" . $vbphrase['holiday' . $eventinfo['holidayid'] . '_title'] . ""; } else { $callink = '$eventinfo[title]"; } } else { // Group by Date $eventdate = vbdate($vbulletin->options['dateformat'], $index, false, true, false); $day = vbdate('Y-n-j', $index, false, false, false); foreach($value AS $key => $eventid) { $eventinfo = $eventstore["$eventid"]; if ($eventinfo['holidayid']) { $daysevents .= $comma . '" . $vbphrase['holiday' . $eventinfo['holidayid'] . '_title'] . ""; } else { $daysevents .= $comma . '$eventinfo[title]"; } $comma = ', '; } } ($hook = vBulletinHook::fetch_hook('forumhome_event')) ? eval($hook) : false; eval('$upcomingevents .= "' . fetch_template('forumhome_event') . '";'); } // memory saving unset($events, $eventstore); } $show['upcomingevents'] = iif ($upcomingevents, true, false); $show['todaysevents'] = iif ($vbulletin->options['showevents'] == 1, true, false); } else { $show['upcomingevents'] = false; } // ### LOGGED IN USERS  

[Recklessrob]

################################################# $activeusers = ''; if (($vbulletin->options['displayloggedin'] == 1 OR $vbulletin->options['displayloggedin'] == 2 OR ($vbulletin->options['displayloggedin'] > 2 AND $vbulletin->userinfo['userid'])) AND !$show['search_engine']) { $datecut = TIMENOW - $vbulletin->options['cookietimeout']; $numbervisible = 0; $numberregistered = 0; $numberguest = 0; $forumusers = $db->query_read_sla ve(" SELECT user.username, (user.options & " . $vbulletin->bf_misc_userop tions['invisible'] . ") AS invisible, user.usergroup id, session.userid, session.inforu m, session.lastac tivity, IF(displaygroupid=0, user.usergroup id, displaygroupid) AS displaygroupid, infractiongrou pid FROM " . TABLE_PREFIX . "session AS session LEFT JOIN " . TABLE_PREFIX . "user AS user ON(user.userid = session.userid) WHERE session.lastac tivity > $datecut " . iif($vbulletin->options['displayloggedin'] == 1 OR $vbulletin->options['displayloggedin'] == 3, "ORDER BY username ASC") . " "); if ($vbulletin->userinfo['userid']) { // fakes the user being online for an initial page view of index.php $vbulletin->userinfo['joingroupid'] = iif($vbulletin->userinfo['displaygroupid'], $vbulletin->userinfo['displaygroupid'], $vbulletin->userinfo['usergroupid']); $userinfos = array ( $vbulletin->userinfo['userid'] => array ( 'userid' =>& $vbulletin->userinfo['userid'], 'username' =>& $vbulletin->userinfo['username'], 'invisible' =>& $vbulletin->userinfo['invisible'], 'inforum' => 0, 'lastactivity' => TIMENOW, 'usergroupid' =>& $vbulletin->userinfo['usergroupid'], 'displaygroupid' =>& $vbulletin->userinfo['displaygroupid'], 'infractiongroupid' =>& $vbulletin->userinfo['infractiongroupid'], ) ); } else { $userinfos = array(); } $inforum = array(); while ($loggedin = $db->fetch_array($forumusers)) { $userid = $loggedin['userid']; if (!$userid) { // Guest $numberguest++; $inforum["$loggedin[inforum]"]++; } else if (empty($userinfos["$userid"]) OR ($userinfos["$userid"]['lastactivity'] < $loggedin['lastactivity'])) { $userinfos["$userid"] = $loggedin; } } if (!$vbulletin->userinfo['userid'] AND $numberguest == 0) { $numberguest++; } foreach ($userinfos AS $userid => $loggedin) { $numberregistered++; if ($userid != $vbulletin->userinfo['userid']) { $inforum["$loggedin[inforum]"]++; } fetch_musernam e($loggedin); ($hook = vBulletinHook::fetch_hook('forumhome_loggedinuser')) ? eval($hook) : false; if (fetch_online_s tatus($loggedin)) { $numbervisible++; eval('$activeusers .= ", ' . fetch_template('forumhome_loggedinuser') . '";'); } } // memory saving unset($userinfos, $loggedin); $activeusers = substr($activeusers, 2); // get rid of initial comma $db->free_result($forumusers); $totalonline = $numberregistered + $numberguest; $numberinvisible = $numberregistered - $numbervisible; // ### MAX LOGGEDIN USERS ################################ if (intval($vbulletin->maxloggedin['maxonline']) <= $totalonline) { $vbulletin->maxloggedin['maxonline'] = $totalonline; $vbulletin->maxloggedin['maxonlinedate'] = TIMENOW; build_datastor e('maxloggedin', serialize($vbulletin->maxloggedin), 1); } $recordusers = vb_number_form at($vbulletin->maxloggedin['maxonline']);; $recorddate = vbdate($vbulletin->options['dateformat'], $vbulletin->maxloggedin['maxonlinedate'], true); $recordtime = vbdate($vbulletin->options['timeformat'], $vbulletin->maxloggedin['maxonlinedate']); $show['loggedinusers'] = true; } else { $show['loggedinusers'] = false; } // ### GET FORUMS & MODERATOR iCACHES######################## cache_ordered_ forums(1); if ($vbulletin->options['showmoderatorcolumn']) { cache_moderato rs(); } else { cache_moderato rs($vbulletin->userinfo['userid']); } // define max depth for forums display based on $vbulletin->options[forumhomedepth] define('MAXFORUMDEPTH', $vbulletin->options['forumhomedepth']); $forumbits = construct_foru m_bit($forumid); eval('$forumhome_markread_script = "' . fetch_template('forumhome_markread_script') . '";'); // ### BOARD STATISTICS ################################################# // get total threads & posts from the forumcache $totalthreads = 0; $totalposts = 0; if (is_array($vbulletin->forumcache)) { foreach ($vbulletin->forumcache AS $forum) { $totalthreads += $forum['threadcount']; $totalposts += $forum['replycount']; } } $totalthreads = vb_number_form at($totalthreads); $totalposts = vb_number_form at($totalposts); // get total members and newest member from template $numbermembers = vb_number_form at($vbulletin->userstats['numbermembers']); $newusername = $vbulletin->userstats['newusername']; $newuserid = $vbulletin->userstats['newuserid']; $activemembers = vb_number_form at($vbulletin->userstats['activemembers']); $show['activemembers'] = ($vbulletin->options['activememberdays'] > 0 AND ($vbulletin->options['activememberoptions'] & 2)) ? true : false; // ### ALL DONE! SPIT OUT THE HTML AND LET'S GET OUTTA HERE... ### ($hook = vBulletinHook::fetch_hook('forumhome_complete')) ? eval($hook) : false; eval('$navbar = "' . fetch_template('navbar') . '";'); eval('print_output("' . fetch_template ('FORUMHOME') . '");'); /*======================================================================*\ || #################################################################### || # Downloaded: 13:18, Wed Jun 20th 2007 || # CVS: $RCSfile$ - $Revision: 16318 $ || #################################################################### \*======================================================================*/ ?>

[DCEPTCN]

Rob, that is *the* worst post-whoring that I have ever seen.


Oh, and Zap is not welcome here until he returns my copy of Spaceballs. On beta.

[Recklessrob]

Rob, that is *the* worst post-whoring that I have ever seen.

It was ovah 10k characters so I had to split it up. :rofl;

[DCEPTCN]

Rob, that is *the* worst post-whoring that I have ever seen.

It was ovah 10k characters so I had to split it up. :rofl;

I think your personality disorder hosts ovah 10k characters.

[Recklessrob]

TBS is back up. :supz:

[gbsean]

very afraid of being mentioned in same sentance as Chris....offer a formal apology and will attend here more often....more often Drunk than sober....but waht is wireless for.... :evil;  :rofl;

[87natty]

Sweet! We're all just a bunch of drunken slobs anyway. I'll be damned if my posts in the past few days have been sober.

[gbsean]

MOLSEN ICE is sooooooooooo much better than natural...what ever.....

[Recklessrob]

MOLSEN ICE is sooooooooooo much better than natural...what ever.....

Very true !
It gives you a better hangover too!

[87natty]

Fuck off Rob. I used to look up to you man.

[Top Speed]

Lushes.

[gbsean]

actually I am just desperate for attention