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The Upper Decker explained
« on: August 30 2007, 12:08:40 AM »
A while back during a trip to Vegas with the Buickheads the topic of the Upper Decker came up and just what was it. Well here you go: The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. the upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it. Also referred to as 'Going Up Top,'. Common courtesy not to flush. Used TP should be placed inside drawers, magazines, or the tank itself. Feel free to throw in any other items you can find in the bathroom during the process.

Have it and no YOU are NOT welcome in my house!
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« Reply #1 on: August 30 2007, 03:55:40 AM »
You know, I've heard of the 'Upper Decker' before, but the whole thing of used TP in the drawers is THE icing on the cake, you sick motherfucker.

I got a story for you, but I'm saving it for a phone call, as it's THAT bad, Mr. Godfather.
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« Reply #2 on: August 30 2007, 04:04:18 PM »
Brian. RED REGAL T on turbobuick tubrobuicks.co m.   160 something for the whole brake set-up.  Probably the only realiable thing left on my car...
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« Reply #3 on: August 30 2007, 07:36:46 PM »
Quote from: "ledzeppac @ Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:04 pm"
Brian. RED REGAL T on turbobuick tubrobuicks.co m.
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Re: The Upper Decker explained
« Reply #4 on: August 30 2007, 09:14:27 PM »
Upper Decker huh!!!  Thats something to teach the kids. :atbeer:
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Re: The Upper Decker explained
« Reply #5 on: August 30 2007, 09:27:11 PM »
I think most of us were aware of what an "upper decker" was,
but it was Racer X's eloquent speech that brought it to the stage !

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« Reply #6 on: August 30 2007, 10:30:47 PM »
lol.  :popcorn:
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« Reply #7 on: August 31 2007, 01:24:38 AM »
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:36 pm"
Hey faggot, you just nominated yourself for the next U.D. by making *the* most irrelevant post of all time. I hope you whack a shit pinata.


I'm gonna have to stick up (or stick it up) for Phil on this one, I've been bugging him about where he got his vacuum conversion setup for a while now.
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« Reply #8 on: September 01 2007, 03:35:55 PM »
yah and I've been a douche for not calling him back. but I saw the post and "knew" he would see it. So FUCK YOU penis face.
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« Reply #9 on: September 02 2007, 09:14:29 PM »
Quote from: "87natty @ Thu Aug 30, 2007 10:24 pm"
I'm gonna have to stick up (or stick it up) for Phil on this one, I've been bugging him about where he got his vacuum conversion setup for a while now.
Um, does that hopping shitstick have a phone? Maybe just a PM would work? What a soggy cocksocket. More and more every day I wish I had pulled out.
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