Hell, *I'd* make love to her face.
I remember reading an interview with Adam D. (Killswitch Engage, genius producer) in which he was asked, "You've said that you hate emo bands but went on tour with a few of them, why?" His response: (I'm, of course, paraphrasing) "I know that if I get drunk and talk some shit and a fight ensues...I'll win." I love Adam D.