Question....

[DCEPTCN]

How do you get run over IF YOU CAN FLY?

[kma697]

Birds may be able to fly but they still aren't too smart!!! :rofl;  :snakeman:

[Be4u]

Wow, this is a strange topic.

[Racer X]

Wellllll....

Whilst driving through the Arizona desert a few years back I had a bird fly right into the the windshield of my Suburban. My kids thought it was pretty cool, the bird did not.

How did the bird NOT see a Suburban?

[Be4u]

Dont birds have the brain the size of a pea?

[Recklessrob]

Years ago, I hit a bird with my old '81 Grand Prix. It then was thrown over the roof
of my car, and landed dead on the passenger's side hood against the windshield wiper of my buddies car who was driving behind me. The funny part was his
girlfriend flailing her arms and freaking out at the sight of it. I nearly drove
off of the road laughing.

[Be4u]

lol

[sun dog]

Gawd damn Bird Flew strikes again.
 
He was probably hitching from Denver to get away from the snow.
 
Good thing that wasn't in PA or they would have eaten him on the spot.

[TSM Girl]

Birds are stupid.......W hen we lived in IL, I cleaned my house windows, for some odd reason, when they were cleaned every spring, those Damn Birds would fly into my windows.  I will be in the house taking care of the kids and all of a sudden "Wham" on our bay window.   Another time the damn bird kept hitting the window a few times, I guess he was just nuts.

[TSM Girl]

Wow, this is a strange topic.

I agree with you!

[87natty]

What was the last thing going through that birds mind?



It's ass.

Greg, tell everyone the whole pigeon in the radiator story.

[Recklessrob]

Greg, we're waiting....