Diamond Ring for sale cheap

[ULYCYC]

  Worn by Satan herself http://scranton.craigslist.org/jwl/4210925687.html

[Steve Wood]

I have met Satan and this guy is not kidding!

[bcn30141]

Too funny! Haha good one...lol

[Charlief1]

I like this part best.   And sadly, I know a bitch like that as well.

Warning: ring may be cursed as it tends to leave a path of destruction behind it. Possible events associated with this ring include but are not limited to: damage sustained to house, vehicle, heart, downed powerlines, fallen trees, and swarms of locus. I would highly recommend taking action to counter the whirlwind of bad mojo that surround this piece of jewelry. Should consider having curse removed by voodoo priest or something before presenting to loved one. Other than that a very nice piece of jewelry. Looking to sell this soon before it brings any more bad luck into my life and I'd rather have cash. If not sold by Christmas I plan to throw it into the fires of Mordor.

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