Girfriend, couch, pants off, her brother, kitchen tile........
That should be enought to make funny stories out of.... or play guess how stupid I was tonight!
Turn the dimmer switch up! ..............
........Oh, wrong thread.
I hope you didn't get it caught in your zipper while you were scattering to the kitchen. If you had button fly jeans on you would have looked like a Chinese kid jerkin' off.
