This is simply to bait DCEPTCN...
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to
liquor.
You may be a Muslim
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you
can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim
3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in
your clothing.
You may be a Muslim
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
least four.
You may be a Muslim
10. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.
You may be a Muslim=
