Actually, I've become a huge fan of Tullamore Dew lately. And who do I have to kill for a fucking Caffrey's around here? Got hooked on Caffrey's years ago, and they pulled distribution. The crazy old Mick that owns the bar I've been going to says there's another malt being exported this summer. Can't wait.
Oh, and why did God invent whisky?
So the Irish wouldn't take over the world.