Hey Strawdawg! Cool Avatar!

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[Steve Wood]

Thank you!  Here, you win a joke for being the first to recognize coolness...ahe ad of that homo Sylvan



Sunday school teacher was asking her class if they understood the concept of getting into heaven.


 I asked them,  'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale
 and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'
 'NO!' the children answered.

 'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept
 everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'
 Again, the answer was 'No!'

  By now I was starting to smile. ' Well, then, if I was kind to
 animals and gave sweeties to all the children, and loved my husband,
 would that get me into heaven?'
 Again, they all answered 'No!'.

 I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, ' Then how can I
 get into heaven?'

A six year-old boy shouted out  'YUV GOTTAE BE F ** KN' DEAD..........'




 
 :rofl;  :rofl;

[DCEPTCN]

I can't put my finger on what it is that makes Steve so cool, but I probably (wood)n't want to anyhow.

[Steve Wood]

Be a damn good way to lose that finger you always have in your nose :smt071

[DCEPTCN]

Be a damn good way to lose that finger you always have in your nose :smt071

See, you always have a solution! Can you maybe help me with that incessant scratching thing I do?

[Steve Wood]

Smear that stuff on the end of your finger on the place that itches...or just go ahead and hold hands with Brian?

California became a state.
               The people had no electricity.
             The state had no money.
            Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
           There were gunfights in the streets.

     So basically, nothing has changed except the women had real boobs
     and the men didn't hold hands.

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I can't put my finger on what it is that makes Steve so cool, but I probably (wood)n't want to anyhow.

He removed the AC from a 57 Studebaker and plumbed it up his ass to provide cooling, that's what makes him so cool.

[Steve Wood]

Golden Hawk-Paxton blower

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Cool

[Steve Wood]

The very epitome