You are the result of genetic corrections done by Aliens

[DCEPTCN]

That must be a big phone to hold two big fat asses.

[Zap]

I'm not going to worry about mine until they start charging me for two seats on public transport. If it will fit in one seat, it's not that fat, is my theory.

[DCEPTCN]

I'm not going to worry about mine until they start charging me for two seats on public transport. If it will fit in one seat, it's not that fat, is my theory.

I take it a step further and remind myself that at least I don't have whatever that guy has that they call The Tree Man. *shudders* Suddenly, a beer-gut ain't so bad.

[Steve Wood]

I'm not going to worry about mine until they start charging me for two seats on public transport. If it will fit in one seat, it's not that fat, is my theory.

I take it a step further and remind myself that at least I don't have whatever that guy has that they call The Tree Man. *shudders* Suddenly, a beer-butt ain't so bad.

I guess a beer butt ain't too bad compared to a whiskey butt, but either way, I want to be wearing nomex when you bend over to strike up a conversation