Walked next door for a beer at the Circle K. Two kids ask me "Dude, are you 21?" Any query from a complete stranger sets me to goosebumps, but I reply, "Yep" and keep walking. One of these days I swear that will work....they'll get the hint that I want nothing to do with them. They ask, "Wanna buy us some alcohol?". Seriously, verbatim. I reply, "Oh fuck no". They respond, "No?!" Like I have three heads or something. When inside, I let the cashiers know and they got on the phone immediately with the police. God I'm a buzzkill. BTW, walked right by them on the way out with my beer. Eat my shit, kiddo...BTW, you'll *love* boobies.