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[TSM Girl]

I look like a bad mother today......... ............

We went to the big park today in Martin, myself and my two daughters, ages 5 and 3.....I dont know if you guys heard, but my 3 year old is a Hell on Wheels child....(love her to death) anyway, my girls were playing on the swings and this little 5 year old boy was watching my girls on the swing, so I was watching from the parkbench and my youngest Alyssa gets off the swing, and this boy walked up to her and pushed her down, I sat there and was getting up and My daughter got up and tackeled him down, I told my daughter no, and she grunted at this boy and he jumped up and ran away crying........ ...the boys mother looked at me, and just looked and I said "sorry, but he should not of done that" and she just looked away.....I guess I am a bad mother......lo l

[DCEPTCN]

Okay, I'll see your playground antics and raise you a poop story. My daughter Autumn is 19 months and therefor does some pretty goofy stuff. A week or two ago I was babysitting while my wife was at work. There I was, parked in front of the PS2 when my daughter walks over by me. I smell that she's got a loaded diaper and tell her, "Daddy'll change you in just a second, hon." She then reaches down the back of her pants/diaper and pulls out a hand covered in dookie. I reel back on the couch in horror. When she looks at it and realizes she doesn't want what she calls "doo-doo-uck" on her hand, she motions to wipe it on me and all I can do is scream. This startles her and -not thinking- her hand goes to her mouth. At the site of poop on her lip, I scream again and grab her arm and carry her to her room to change her. Ah, kids.

[TSM Girl]

lol that is funny, I would of loved to see you freak on that......poop storys they are gross storys, but one of the funniest...... .but just wait when Autumn gets older.....seem s like she is on the ball at 19 months!  Just wait....only time will tell....Daddy (Bryan) is already getting the shotgun out......lol

[DCEPTCN]

[TSM Girl]

lol, that is real funny.  She knows better huh??

[Be4u]

she motions to wipe it on me and I scream. This startles her and her hand goes to her mouth. At the site of poop on her lip, I scream again...

 :rofl; wheres the damn video camera when you need it  :rofl; I can understand screaming when the dookie got on her lip but on your arm!?!?!?  :rofl; Lets refer back to the go-cart part of the viper thread. :rofl;

[Recklessrob]

Just wait....only time will tell....Daddy (Bryan) is already getting the shotgun out......lol

My sister is soon to be 23 years old and has always allowed me to assume that she's never had a boyfriend. She knows better than to EVER mention one around me 'cause then I'll have to murder somebody. God bless her.

I saw your sisters pic. She's attractive, and I can see why you'd be so protective.
You seem to have a lot of common sense, and if the apple doesn't fall far from
the tree, I'd assume that she does too. It's probably time to let her see who
she wants without the fear that you'll become a homicidal maniac. Otherwise
she'd end up losing out twice. Save that energy for your daughter when
she becomes a teenager, and you have a head full of grey hair. :rofl;

You could always ask Dr. Phil:
http://ihadav8.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=459 :rofl;  :rofl;

[DCEPTCN]

I saw your sisters pic. She's attractive, and I can see why you'd be so protective.
You seem to have a lot of common sense, and if the apple doesn't fall far from
the tree, I'd assume that she does too. It's probably time to let her see who
she wants without the fear that you'll become a homicidal maniac. Otherwise
she'd end up losing out twice. Save that energy for your daughter when
she becomes a teenager, and you have a head full of grey hair. :rofl;

You could always ask Dr. Phil:
http://ihadav8.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=459 :rofl;

[Recklessrob]

Wanna trade sisters ?  :rofl;

[DCEPTCN]

Wanna trade sisters ?

[Recklessrob]

Cool, mine will give you all sorts of headaches, and she'll
even bitch at you when her car is acting up !