Sanctions against Canada & USA
This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan , Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States and Canada that in response to the killing of Bin Laden, Taliban and Pakistani authorities will cut off America 's and Canada 's supply of convenience store managers.
If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Visa, Bell, AT&T, and Dell customer service reps.
It's getting ugly folks.