The other day I was in Salt Lake and had to offload some shit from the trailer. The three clerks who were receiving the merch were morbidly obese girls with 7 teeth collectively. The fat girls were talking to one another the whole time with incredibly dopey voices in their best hip-hop type slang. "You're gonna give up the booty at the News Year's party!" "No,
you're gonna give up the booty!" I had to keep turning and facing the inside of the trailer so that they couldn't see me trying to suppress boistrous laughter. I couldn't help it, all I could think of was Bobo and Lil' Debble from the old movie "Nothing But Trouble" arguing out in the junkyard about why they're "not allowed in the house". :rofl; In my head I couldn't stop hearing "No, you're the fat one 'cause you eat too much cereal!" ROFLTARDING!!! I can't seem to find this clip on youtube. ROFLTARDASTIC!!!