Cali next weekend...

[87natty]

I threw up by sipping lime Gatorade with chocolate syrup and toilet paper for texture.

Ahh... the things I do for art. The pool IS quite deep, and empty, only negating chances of survival. Friday, that's right, 4:30am.

I swapped an excellent shart story with Sylvan, I'd explain it here, but without me acting out the scene, it loses it's horror.

[DCEPTCN]

OMG, I thought you typo'd "short story" for a second there.

[87natty]

All kinds of things are slowing filtering back into my brain. Sylvan met my Dad, and my Dad refused to call him Sylvan. Sylvan ended up my my old hood, took him by where POD used to live, met my mom, met a couple homies tuning Hondas.

Sylvan needs to tell you guys about the hotel guy in the desert, total fucking creep.

Back in Sna Diego he got behind the wheel of my GN and forgot how 'small' they were.

[Zap]

All kinds of things are slowing filtering back into my brain. Sylvan met my Dad, and my Dad refused to call him Sylvan.

I like your Dad's style.

So, did he call him Shithead or Douchbag?  :snakeman:

[87natty]

Neither, the name is under wraps, most likely for the probation department. First night, I got off of work late, 10pm. Shot up to meet Sylvan at my Dad's. Threw him in an old Toyota pickup, hauled ass to my house, where he commandeered a Camaro SS and had trouble finding first...

From there (ask Sylvan about the Toyota ride...) he shot back up to my Dad's and got wrecked. Let's see if Sylvan can fill in some blanks here.

[DCEPTCN]

Let's see...motel guy at check in was in perfect health but walked by the open door of the room mere moments later (several times) with a walker and a neck brace...?!

Brian's dad liked to call me by my middle name...no harm done, right?

Toyota doing 75 or so around a 35mph exit ramp. I have to guess at the speed because it had no speedo needle. (That's what Zap calls his Johnson, btw)

[Zap]

Sylvan Underwraps Albertus? That's a weird fucking name.

no harm done, right?

I dunno. We all know how sensitive you musicians can get.

The Motel Guy was a ghost, and there was no motel.

[DCEPTCN]

I dunno. We all know how sensitive you musicians can get.

The Motel Guy was a ghost, and there was no motel.

I chaffe easily.

[Zap]

Gold Bond Body Powder.