DOW is down, there are whisperings of Obie repealing the executive order to drill domestically and that fat ass bitch (there, I said it) is displaying her trademark scowl on the front page of USA Today. Surprised, anyone? God bless America, but FUCK Americans.
Really though- your news isn't much more bizarre than the wave of babies being named Katrina immediately following the hurricane. Yeah, the whole world is retarded.